Jussie, I won’t cut fresh flowers for you!

On tonight’s broadcast, we dispense with our weekly interview series (don’t worry, it’s coming back next week!). In its place, Melanie discusses the Jussie Smollett scandal.

The Scoop

Beginning March 3, we are expanding to a full 3 hours, from 6PM-9PM Pacific!  More interviews, more positive news, more Abby, more Max, and even more Phrytzie! For Ancient of Days fans, the show will be moving to its new afternoon time slot on the same day at 3PM Pacific.

News of the Weird and Wonderful

What’s in your Lunchables? 

Jim’s (and everyone else’s) Oscar rant is heard!

Yet another source of fake news…

Far out, mannnn…

Something extra with your 7-Layer Burrito! (no, it’s good!)

Origami meets windows

The Good Daughter

Also, check out our show archive for yet another reason why our frequent guest George Gilbert is one of the Good Ones….And now on to a Bad One.

Rants and Rabbit Holes

Jussie Smollett is vile, okay? The EMPIRE actor has, by all accounts, set up the attack on himself in an attempt to shame Trump supporters. Every allegation he has made (that his attackers were MAGA-hat-wearing white dudes, that they uttered racist and homophobic slurs, that he was on the phone with his agent at the time, that they put a noose around. his neck, etc) has fizzled into thin air. This is pissing off the right, as they are tired of having the MAGA hat be portrayed as the equivalent of a KKK hood, and has pissed off the left, who believe that with incidents like this piling up, real victims will be ignored in the future. Nice job on uniting us, dipshit.

Max takes over

News to the Max takes over the airwaves again, with Phrytzie interviewing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez about the celebration over Amazon reversing its decision to build HQ2 in New York.

Dog Abby

What do you do if you are married but have fantasies about your coworker? Abby has the answer.

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