Tonight on CNNBSCBCMSN: news we learned from reality TV

AOC vs. household items

CNN: No Democrats have read the less-redacted Mueller report. But five Republicans have.

The Mother’s Day Extravaganza!

Jim and his mum talk about things that Jim would rather forget.

The Sex Strike

We discuss former child actor Alyssa Milano’s movement to bring forth more abortions by…not having sex…Bette Midler and at least 2 or three other celebrities have thrown their, uh, hat in.

News of the Weird and Wonderful

Thank you for not being Dad German grocery store Edka really, really, really misses the Mother’s Day mark.

Stormy Daniels turns to stand-up (at least she’s finally making money on her feet…ba-dum tink!)

Mailman Who Used To Give Treats To Dogs On His Route Receives A Note That One Of The Dogs Has Passed Away

Edgar the rescue dog saves family’s three young daughters from being abducted after he scared off a man who admitted to breaking into houses looking for girls to kidnap

I Can’t Answer These Texas Standardized Test Questions About My Own Poems

Washington State Bans Cages For Egg-Laying Hens

Overcoming Doubt, 14-Year-old Who Made Jaw-Dropping Prom Dress for Older Sister Now Flooded With Requests

Dog Abby

Abby answers a letter from someone who gave up on love and wears a fake face. She learns something about herself along the way. Read (and see!) her answer here.