News of the Weird & Wonderful
An Uber driver made a hilarious ‘ride menu’ for his passengers, offering everything from ‘life lessons’ to complete silence
Study: Women Store DNA From Every Man They’ve Ever Made Love With
AP Stylebook Changes Hyphen Guidance, Ushering In Total Chaos
Why we will never run out of material for Starcucks ads
A man in Islamic dress told a Starbucks employee his name was Aziz. She put ‘ISIS’ on the cup.
Starbucks customer, 25, is left disgusted after a ‘grotesquely unprofessional’ barista scrawled ‘Hippo’ on her Cookies and Cream Frappuccino cup
That’s Why we Can’t have Nice Things!
Horrifying moment: a woman, 23, falls 80 FEET while attempting an extreme yoga pose over the edge of her balcony in Mexico – and survives
Lancaster deputy confesses to fabricating sniper shooting, authorities say
TV host issues tearful apology after saying her black co-anchor looks like a gorilla
Seattle Officials Can’t Agree on How to Remove Human Crap from Sidewalks – Councilman Argues Power Washers are Racist, Since Hoses Used Against Blacks in Past
Editor of Your Ward News gets 1 year in jail for promoting hatred
Florida man charged with selling fake Yetis at Will County fairgrounds
Florida man dies from flesh-eating bacteria. He had thought it was the flu
Florida man threatened woman with running chain saw, deputies say
The logical outcome of California’s obsession with pronouns is presented in it’s abject insanity with our newest sketch.
Gospel According to Melanie
Forgiveness isn’t just a good idea…it’s the law.
Interviews to the Max
Max interviews Lawrence “Stop the Hammering” O”Donnell!
Some often-missing pieces in the Law of Attraction are discussed.
Should the writer get rid of their dog in order to appease their lover’s fears? Abby weighs in. Be sure to check out last week’s animation!
Special Guest: Bob Dancer
We’ve had Bob Dancer on twice before, and had so much fun that we’ve brought him back yet again. We met while performing together with the Las Vegas Improvisational Players. Known as America’s premier video poker writer and teacher, Bob is launching another 10-week session on video poker playing at South Point here in Vegas. We talk with him about his career, his class, and his storytelling.
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