Area 51 Edition September 8, 2019

Sharpiegate

‘Make it look rich’: Trump told Sharpie to create a custom pen for him to sign important documents

Trump and Sharpie’s Maker Land in Different Kind of Storm

AFTER #SHARPIEGATE, DONALD TRUMP IS SELLING ‘FINE POINT MARKERS’ FOR $15 TO ‘SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT’

 

News of the Weird and Wonderful

Spam’s 80th birthday-Find out the real meaning of the acronym!

Sun Times Reporter tries to buy an AR-15 to prove a point…here’s what happened.

Harry Potter books removed from Catholic school ‘on exorcists’ advice’

Man arrested for the possession of magic mushrooms has the happiest mug shot you’ve ever seen!

Armed mob attacks Houston Popeyes — after being told they were out of chicken sandwiches

Houston Popeyes sign trolls Chick-fil-A. Plus, why Houston is ground zero for chicken wars

Training to free aliens

Bernie Sanders Says He’ll Reveal Whether Aliens Are Real If He Ever Finds Out

(Bribery will get you nowhere, Sanders…)

Florida man buys 100 generators from Costco to send to Bahamas

 

 

This is why we can’t have nice things

Ginger snaps 

University lowers entry score for female applicants in male-dominated courses

Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People

Fox news anchor sues Facebook and other social media sites for $10million

NASA’s first all-female spacewalk scrapped over spacesuit sizes

In related news…NASA said to be investigating first allegation of a crime in space

 

INTRO TO OUR GUEST SEGMENT:

‘Storm Area 51’ organizer to throw ‘Alien Stock’ festival in Nevada desert

 

Our guests today are the Alienstock Live Music Organizers who will be flying in just in time for the festival after touring full time cross country since April 1st in promotion of our first ep “Breathe Easy”

Wily Savage

Lead singer – Alon (Uh-Lawn as in I mowed a lawn today) 

Bass player – Martin Bo Jarski (phonetic) 

Drummer- Jeremy Morrow (as in I’ll see ya tomorrow)

Alon has had a UFO experience, was going to be a preacher before becoming an atheist in bible school

Martin fell from a six story building and survived, studied jazz in London 

Jeremy Accidentally burned down a ski resort when he was a kid, owned a bar in Reno for several years

  Instagram ​(primary) 

https://instagram.com/wily_savage?igshid=15cyzlhy14qkt

Facebook ​https://www.facebook.com/WilySavageLA

YouTube 

https://youtu.be/skbwrdkQdAs

 

Spotify 

https://open.spotify.com/artist/0PI29VnZFmmtZ3vAH9VBJ6?si=SRF54VQNRJ6rUoy4eZ4BXg

Dog Abby

A Photographer’s Dilemma…Abby gives her usual thoughtful response here.

An Essay By Melanie

The 2-D chess of the electoral college

Jim Class-Special Alien Edition

Our newest sketch…alien from the norm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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