News of the Weird and Wonderful
(Bribery will get you nowhere, Sanders…)
This is why we can’t have nice things
INTRO TO OUR GUEST SEGMENT:
Our guests today are the Alienstock Live Music Organizers who will be flying in just in time for the festival after touring full time cross country since April 1st in promotion of our first ep “Breathe Easy”
Lead singer – Alon (Uh-Lawn as in I mowed a lawn today)
Bass player – Martin Bo Jarski (phonetic)
Drummer- Jeremy Morrow (as in I’ll see ya tomorrow)
Alon has had a UFO experience, was going to be a preacher before becoming an atheist in bible school
Martin fell from a six story building and survived, studied jazz in London
Jeremy Accidentally burned down a ski resort when he was a kid, owned a bar in Reno for several years
A Photographer’s Dilemma…Abby gives her usual thoughtful response here.
An Essay By Melanie
Jim Class-Special Alien Edition
Our newest sketch…alien from the norm.