Area 51 Edition September 8, 2019
Sharpiegate
‘Make it look rich’: Trump told Sharpie to create a custom pen for him to sign important documents
Trump and Sharpie’s Maker Land in Different Kind of Storm
News of the Weird and Wonderful
Spam’s 80th birthday-Find out the real meaning of the acronym!
Sun Times Reporter tries to buy an AR-15 to prove a point…here’s what happened.
Harry Potter books removed from Catholic school ‘on exorcists’ advice’
Man arrested for the possession of magic mushrooms has the happiest mug shot you’ve ever seen!
Armed mob attacks Houston Popeyes — after being told they were out of chicken sandwiches
Houston Popeyes sign trolls Chick-fil-A. Plus, why Houston is ground zero for chicken wars
Bernie Sanders Says He’ll Reveal Whether Aliens Are Real If He Ever Finds Out
(Bribery will get you nowhere, Sanders…)
Florida man buys 100 generators from Costco to send to Bahamas
This is why we can’t have nice things
Ginger snaps
University lowers entry score for female applicants in male-dominated courses
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Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People
Fox news anchor sues Facebook and other social media sites for $10million
NASA’s first all-female spacewalk scrapped over spacesuit sizes
In related news…NASA said to be investigating first allegation of a crime in space
INTRO TO OUR GUEST SEGMENT:
‘Storm Area 51’ organizer to throw ‘Alien Stock’ festival in Nevada desert
Our guests today are the Alienstock Live Music Organizers who will be flying in just in time for the festival after touring full time cross country since April 1st in promotion of our first ep “Breathe Easy”
Wily Savage
Lead singer – Alon (Uh-Lawn as in I mowed a lawn today)
Bass player – Martin Bo Jarski (phonetic)
Drummer- Jeremy Morrow (as in I’ll see ya tomorrow)
Alon has had a UFO experience, was going to be a preacher before becoming an atheist in bible school
Martin fell from a six story building and survived, studied jazz in London
Jeremy Accidentally burned down a ski resort when he was a kid, owned a bar in Reno for several years
Instagram (primary)
https://instagram.com/wily_savage?igshid=15cyzlhy14qkt
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/WilySavageLA
YouTube
Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0PI29VnZFmmtZ3vAH9VBJ6?si=SRF54VQNRJ6rUoy4eZ4BXg
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Dog Abby
A Photographer’s Dilemma…Abby gives her usual thoughtful response here.
An Essay By Melanie
The 2-D chess of the electoral college
Jim Class-Special Alien Edition
Our newest sketch…alien from the norm.