ABSURD IS THE WORD
Why is Max making the “OK” hand sign in tonight’s thumbnail? Because he is an Orange Supremacist and full of vile hate. Or he’s just letting us know that he’s fine. It could go either way, at least according to the ADL.
Speaking of hate crimes – the local Republican headquarters keeps getting vandalized.
News of the Weird and Wonderful
The Two Turtles From Rocky Are Now 44 Years Old
Dad’s gut feeling saves his son’s life
Girl Mistakes Bride For Real-Life Princess From Book She’s Holding, And Her Reaction Melts Everyone’s Hearts
Hacked Seattle road sign says ‘Impeach the Bastard’
Cannabis tampons… No…really…
Panties worn by Hitler’s wife Eva Braun sold for $4,623 at a British auction
Delaware school district sorry after Roseanne Barr anthem rendition plays before match
Woman Finds Out ‘Kitten’ She ‘Rescued’ Is Actually A Bobcat
Cops shut down massive 3,000-person game of hide-and-seek at Ikea Jim and Mélanie discuss the possibility of throwing one in Vegas or in Renton.
This is why we can’t have nice things
Beto Uses Kent State Shooting To Shame Gun Owners, Doesn’t Mention Who Was Behind It (Jim goes off on the gun-grabbing fool)
North Carolina high school cheerleaders are put on probation for the rest of the year for displaying a Trump 2020 banner before a football game
‘Stripes’ actress sues Animal Foundation of Las Vegas after 76 animals confiscated
If you want a button pushed, the surest way to get it done is to tell someone not to touch the button.
This woman should never be allowed to sit in the exit row again.
‘Cockfishing’ is the disturbing new dating trend you need to know about
I guess this explains Trudeau’s bulge in his latest blackface video.
Racist is as racist does
May have actually found one!
…speaking of racism…
Anti-racism event hosted by Edinburgh University bans white people from asking questions
Take a Poetry Break
Jim tries his hand at the Orange Man Bad poetry slam! Introducing our newest character, Wolf Zygote.
Florida Man Allegedly Punches Fellow Assisted Living Resident for Taking Too Long in Bathroom
Florida man leads cops on low-speed chase, gets 5th DUI: police
Florida man climbs light pole, touches live wire, falls 50 feet
Unidentified woman found dead inside burning portable toilet in St. Augustine
Let’s talk about climate change:
Obama meets with teen climate activist Greta Thunberg: ‘You and me, we’re a team’
Reindeer are eating seaweed to survive climate change, scientists say
Reindeer Games: Is Climate Change Behind The Arctic Caribou’s Decline?
NASA admits that climate change occurs because of changes in Earth’s solar orbit, and NOT because of SUVs and fossil fuels
Interviews to the Max
How dare he? Everybody’s favorite interviewer talks to the newest media darling, Greta Thunberg.
Abby gives advice to a woman distraught that her father remarried soon after her mother’s death.