Tonight’s Guest

Our most excellent friend Nick Pierce joins us, sharing stories and making a special announcement.

Political Asshattery

Why did Bernie staffers LIE?

Hillary Compares Decision To Not Divorce Bill To Parenting A Transgender Child

News of the Weird and Wonderful

Model With Down Syndrome Becomes The Face Of The Beauty Brand “Benefit Cosmetics”

Neil Gaiman tells a story that everyone should hear

A high school football team with no band invited a high school band with no football team to play at their game

Guitarist Sees His Neighbor Being Chased By Police, Takes The Moment To Play The ‘Cops’ Theme Song For Them

Mom crochets her kids full-body costumes, and they’re incredible!

Nodosaur Dinosaur ‘Mummy’ Unveiled With Skin And Guts Intact

Milkmen are returning to London as millennials order glass milk bottles in a bid to slash plastic waste

The Hitler Family Is Alive And Well — But They’re Determined To End The Bloodline

This is why we can’t have nice things

Dental Hygienist Loses License, Labeled Sex Offender For Sleeping With Client

In the “I told you so” department…

‘Hundreds’ of young trans people seeking help to return to original sex

Also in the told us so file… 

Smartphones, tablets causing mental health issues in kids as young as two

Portland has plumbing issues…

Portland Bans Urinals From Mens Bathrooms

NYT sets up a truly bad strawman and tries to make a point. At least, for once, they actually acknowledged that it was an opinion piece.

An imagined conversation with Flyover Man.

FLORIDA MAN!!! (Not to be confused with Flyover Man)

Florida man shot and killed son-in-law who was trying to surprise him, sheriff says

Florida man wanted for allegedly pouring boiling water on boy year after being accused of putting girl in oven

Florida Man Impersonates FBI Agent, Harasses Homeowner, Leaves Live Catfishes On Driveway, Flees On Bicycle

Florida Man Breaks Into Woman’s Home, Wears Her Clothes, Asks Her For A Drink

 

Curveball with Mass Curfews

In a first, Max appears on a “talking head” news panel. He wins the day…of course.

Bernie’s new ad!

You can’t keep an old Social Democrat down.