bull in a china shop

That’s why we can’t have nice things

Welcome to the Show!

We open with a rerun of our Crapitall One ad, complete with Phrytzie’s disclaimer, and Max’s appearance on “The Skew.”

Jim started his new “day job” which is training during swing shift, so his mind is off a bit. That hasn’t stopped him from plowing ahead through NaNoWriMo. He is behind a bit, but nothing he can’t handle…or can he? stay tuned.

Jim’s book stars Max. Need we say more? Jim is having a bit too much fun with this.

We salute weatherman Steve Poole from KOMO TV who is retiring from his post after 40 years.

Interviews to the Max-Fredo Returns!

Speaking of Max…He is back with America’s favorite Interview Show! Chris Cuomo returns for more abuse.

Political Asshattery

RBG is home and “doing well”


This is politics. We still don’t know the truth. 

2017 Las Vegas Shooting Claims Its 59th Victim


Whattya bet the real record says, “He’s not gonna kill himself, we’re taking a nap.” 

Jeffrey Epstein guards charged with falsifying records

Buck buck BA-CUCK! 

Chick-fil-A no longer donating to 2 organizations accused of anti-LGBTQ+ views

Mexican man in U.S. illegally allegedly kills woman, is able to flee country after sheriff’s office sets him free



News of the Weird and Wonderful

Here at CCW, we often tell the future without intending to. Black Lesbian 007? Called it! Epstein getting Arkansided? Called it! Rabbi Yutzi’s kosher pork? Oh, it’s happening, babe!

Rabbi says meat from genetically cloned pig could be eaten by Jews – including with milk


‘The shelter is clear’: Minneapolis animal shelter adopts out all pets during initiative

America Has 40 Million Pounds of Unused Bacon in Reserve

Auburn officially retires Nova, its 20-year-old golden eagle

Stray Dog Found Curled Up In Snow Keeping Orphaned Kittens Warm

Abby says, “Of COURSE it was a Golden!”

A Dog, 8 Birds And A Hamster Became Best Friends

ScienceScientists Found That The Soul Doesn’t Die – It Goes Back To The Universe

92 Military K9s Are Coming Home From Afghanistan After a Job Well Done


This is why we can’t have nice things

Cancel couture? 

Victoria’s Secret 2019 Fashion Show Is Now Officially Cancelled

You know there is no love lost between me and this company. This is just awful.

Family Blames FedEx Delivery Driver For Death Of Beloved Dog

Frogs, Bats, Lizards, Birds, and Rats Found In Bagged Salads Across America, Dead and Alive!

OK, Boomer

Doctors warn women to stop putting toothpaste in their vaginas

3 Indiana Judges Suspended After White Castle Brawl That Left 2 Of Them Wounded

A man serving life for murder claims he has served his sentence because he “died” during a medical emergency.

Why I kept my husband’s dead body inside a freezer for a year

Snow swastikas, mean words, close the school! 

Dog Abby

Our writer is full of trepidation about getting together with her annoying family. Abby responds in her inimitable fashion.

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