Broken Promises

Welcome to the show.

We celebrated 10 years of togetherness this week. Melanie received a gift from Jim (intended as a Christmas gift), A bass drum head with her Hope Heart logo emblazoned in pink. Looks and sounds great! Thanks to the folks at for doing such an amazing job.

Kobe Bryant…


A deadly helicopter crash in southern California took the lives of at least nine people on Sunday, including NBA legend Kobe Bryant. Bryant was reportedly on his way to a basketball game with his daughter, Gigi, when the helicopter went down. He was 41 years old.

Born in Philadelphia

Father was also an NBA player.

Kobe opted into the NBA right out of high school (a rare thing, especially at the time. He signed with the Charlotte Hornets, who traded him to the Lakers. He quickly proved his merit with the Lakers and became the second youngest NBA player in history when the 1996–97 season opened. He was selected for the NBA All-Star Game in just his second season, becoming the youngest All-Star. 

He was with LA for his entire 20-year career, helping to lead the team to 5 NBA championships during that time.


Singer-songwriter David Olney dies on stage during performance at Florida festival

RIP to Terry Jones as well…”He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”

The Mass Killing that Never Wuz!

Wasn’t there supposed to be a cartload of dead bodies in the streets of Richmond at that gun rally on Monday? A bunch of arrests? White supremacists chanting and walking around with white robes and swastikas and stuff?

Over 20,000 attendees.

One dingbat arrested for wearing a mask.

No casualties.

There were fringeoids there, of course, but the vast majority of attendees, armed and not, peacefully protested proposed gun control laws championed by Virginia governor Northam.

A success despite the whining of lefties and their doggos in the media.

An armed populace is a polite populace.

In honor of the event we play a classic episode of THE O’REITZ FILES.


This is 2020


Portland Bike Theft Task Force officer has bike stolen

Utah reinstates HIV campaign without controversial condoms

Company sells edible butthole chocolates & offers custom molds!

Columbia University Found Him Guilty. But He’s Got Voice Recordings, And He’s Not Afraid

Man defends child porn collection, claims to be an 8-year-old girl

News of the Weird and Wonderful

Teams take 24-second shot clock violations in Kobe Bryant’s honor

Abby was busy on the internet this week. She sent us several articles.

Wow, something good comes out of Florida!!

Florida brewery puts shelter dogs on beer cans to find them forever homes

Pit bull rescued from dogfighting becomes K9 arson detective

Husky with eyelid deformity adopted after viral Facebook post

Man finds box of $27,000 outside Michigan credit union

Mr. Peanut is dead for some reason

The internet breaks like peanut brittle over it.

Man accidentally buys identical Powerball tickets, wins twice

Pizzeria cooks 340-foot pizza to raise money for Australian firefighters

Netherlands birdwatchers surprised by rare flamingo visitors


This is why we can’t have nice things

Vancouver university’s snowball fight snowed out, rescheduled

Elephants escape circus in Russia to play in the snow

Driver caught using carpool lanes with skeleton passenger

Clumsy burglar drops dishwasher in road in front of home

No no no no no no no…

Woman finds large snake in apartment bathroom

US diplomat’s mustache leaves South Koreans bristling with anger

A Person Who Lives Next To A Cheese Shop Was Told To Take Down Signs That Said It Stinks

Family Cleans House, Finds Pet Tortoise Missing Since 1982


Florida Man 

Florida Man ejected from beach using an inflatable sex doll as a float

Woman Caught On Camera Walking Naked Through Miami International Airport

Man trying to break into Lee County business gets stuck in vent

U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz accused of creating sex game with ‘points’ for sleeping with staff

Miami Cop Repeatedly Accused of Racism Now Claims He’s Black on Video

Night of the Iguana, Act One…

National Weather Service warns of falling iguanas in Miami

Night of the Iguana, Act Two…

Florida Man Fills Car Up with Frozen Iguanas: They Thaw and He Crashes

Florida man’s $500K home turned into multicolored mess

Former Mrs. Florida Admits Stealing Mother’s Social Security Checks As She Battled Alzheimer’s

Florida man arrested for pointing lasers as planes landed

Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Mini-Pony, Tells Police He Used Condom

Of COURSE this level of TDS comes out of a Florida Man

Man allegedly kills pro-Trump boss after argument, throws American flag on his body

Florida Man in Easter Bunny Costume Arrested After Hit-And-Run, Previously Seen in Viral Video Brawling in Same Outfit

Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air

Florida man jumped overboard from Royal Caribbean ship and dropped 177 feet, reports say

Florida Woman Gets Caught Burglarizing A House, Says Trump Is Her CIA Handler & The Clintons Are Her Parents

Ending on a (sorta) positive note…

Florida man arrested after daughter installed cameras in home to record his alleged abuse

Dog Abby

Abby answers a sensitive question about alcohol and divisive politics…note that we said “tried.” A certain orange interloper does his damage.



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