Welcome to the show.

Happy Mother’s Day! We celebrate that day, as well as what would have been the 90th birthday of Jim’s dad. We also pay tribute to the Real Tiger King, Roy Horn of the legendary Vegas act Siegfried and Roy. Little Richard is also paid tribute. It would be difficult to imagine rock and roll without him.

We fought the law, and we won…We hosted a Cards Against Humanity. In person. With other humans. Breathing each other’s air. And as of writing this 2 weeks later…no one died. 🙂

We also hare our visit to a local gun store, where Melanie will be getting her newest firearm soon.

The Borax

A 2020 COVID-infused rewrite of the Dr. Seuss classic.

COVID-19 Update

We weren’t lying…
US Hospitals Getting Paid More to Label Cause of Death as ‘Coronavirus’

Circus Performers With Nowhere To Go Have Been Stuck In A Texas Parking Lot For Weeks, With No End In Sight

Returning to school in Quebec:

Texas Women Face 180 Days In Jail After Neighbors Alert Police They’re Giving Manicures At Home

News of the Weird and Wonderful

The Irish are sending relief to Native Americans, inspired by a donation from a tribe during the Great Famine

From Abby:
Dog and wild deer meet each other in lake – and the deer is really excited to play

Japanese aquarium asking public to video chat with skittish eels

Prickles the sheep comes home after 7 years with ‘glorious’ unsheared fleece

Five-year-old pulled over by cops on his way to buy a Lamborghini

Louisiana police warn of ‘aggressive chicken’ stalking bank customers

200 million-year-old fossil shows oldest ‘squid attack’ on record

Boom heard in Washington state likely an exploding meteor

 

This is 2020

 

Twitter runs a test prompting users to revise ‘harmful’ replies

She had enough of quarantine

Panic over ‘murder hornets’ leading some people to kill essential bee population, experts warn

That’s why we can’t have nice things!

Man wears KKK hood while grocery shopping in California

Lockdown Obsessed Journalist Calls for People to Dial 9-1-1 on the Ice Cream Man

Ice cream shop closes day after reopening over harassment from patrons

 

Florida Man

Florida man walks 400 miles to Department of Economic Opportunity

Florida woman put porn-stuffed Easter eggs in mailboxes

Florida man stalks beach as Grim Reaper to protest reopening amid pandemic

Florida Man Who Was Found With Guns Told Cops They Belonged to John Wick

Federal Judge Halts Sale Of Industrial Bleach As Covid-19 Cure From South Florida Church

Florida shop owner makes face coverings from skin of Burmese pythons

‘It looked like a tropical paradise’: Florida man arrested for trespassing on private Disney island

Florida man pulls gun on neighbor who reported failure to self-quarantine

Whoops: Florida man backs Cadillac into, and on top of two parked cars: report

Florida man who stole gator meat from store identified by Florida Gators license plate

A Publix pharmacist admitted stealing pain meds almost every shift for a year, cops say

Man accused of scamming pizza restaurants with fake large orders for police