
Redacted Edition
Welcome to the show.
Before we get started…Happy Birthday to a living legend, actor and director Clint Eastwood.
For tonight’ show, we made a conscious effort to avoid discussion of the George Floyd-inspired riots, and the continuing stupidity of Covidiots far and wide. This opened up some opportunities to share an amazing and uplifting story that will have far more positive and far-reaching consequence than the nonsense taking up huge real-estate on the network news.
Flat Earthers…Shaddap!
In Historic First, SpaceX Successfully Launches NASA Astronauts Into Space
SpaceX launch: Flat Earthers rally as Crew Dragon astronauts film Earth from space
SpaceX ‘stowaway’ revealed by crew as sons’ dinosaur toy ‘Tremor’
News of the Weird and Wonderful
Max sent this one:
Japanese worker gets asked by boss to stay after tele-meeting for surprisingly cute reason
No, Phrytzie, you can’t adopt one…
For the Last 20 Years, College Professor Has Been Helping Intelligent Lab Rats Find Good Homes
Man drinks liter of lemon juice in under 17 seconds for world record
Anna Rose Becomes The First Person With Down Syndrome To Graduate From Rowan University
Soldier’s letter home from Vietnam delivered 52 years later
Winning lottery ticket spent two weeks forgotten on seat of truck
7-Year-old Hosts Adorable Mini-Prom for Babysitter Whose Event Was Cancelled
Used Electric Car Batteries Could Be Recycled into New Life as Energy Storage for Solar Farms
This is 2020
India captures ‘spy’ pigeon suspected of working for Pakistan
Pakistani villager urges India to return ‘spy’ pigeon
I thought this was an Onion article, but it’s real…
Monkeys attack lab worker, steal COVID-19 blood test samples
Woman punches Baltimore cop twice before another knocks her out
That’s Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Teen Burglar Kills Goldfish Because He Didn’t Want To Leave Any Witnesses, Cops Say
Georgia teacher fakes kidnapping to cover up gay sex motel shakedown
‘We hope you sob and cry all day’ | Wedding videographer refuses refund after fiancée’s death
Where’d He Stick It?: Thai man arrested for having sex with 100 pairs of flip flops
Scientists say they went ‘cuckoo’ due to laughing gas from penguin poo
Pair hired for man’s broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes
$500K bet on ‘rock, paper, scissors’ written off by appeal court in Canada
Florida Man
Florida man accused of exposing himself claims he needed to air out
Florida man kills pet bird perched on sisters shoulder, holds gun to her head
Clearwater homeowner awakened by barking dogs finds naked man in kitchen
Florida man arrested after high-speed chase
Tom Brady seen working out in a closed Tampa park, mayor says
Man allegedly kidnapped teen to get through Florida Keys lockdown checkpoint
Man plotted terror attack in Florida on behalf of ISIS
Naked Florida man spent 24 hours vandalizing school
Fired Florida data scientist was also axed by FSU over affair with student
Vacationers Find Alligator Lounging on Alligator Pool Float at Their Miami Airbnb
Max and Phrytzie Go Shopping
Our beloved cats get more than they bargain for…so to speak.