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Welcome to the show.
We had our first genuine date night since the Covidiots took over! On Friday night, we went to our favorite local’s casino, Barley’s Casino and Brewery. We highly recommend it. Try one of their burgers and a glass of their Black Knight Stout…you won’t be disappointed. We had a great dinner, a couple of drinks, and tossed a few bucks into the slots, like we usually do. A fun time for sure! Great to b approaching normal again.
While you wuddn’t lookin’…
Hillary Clinton Ordered To Show Up in Court Over Email Server Controversy
Rod Rosenstein Admits: ‘I’m Not Sure I Read Every Word’ of FISA Application
James Bennet Resigns From The New York Times
In case you are interested, here is the Op-Ed…
COVID is cured — on with the riots
Apple Freezes Browse Feature of Music App & Replaces it With ‘F**k tha Police’ Playlist
Romanian shoemaker creates size 75 shoes for social distancing
Antifa Chased Out of Town by Hells Angels Biker Gang
Bronx Shop Owner Says Looters ‘Targeted’ Minorities During Riots
News of the Weird & Wonderful
War on Mars: Alien hunters make shock claim after discovering ‘BULLET’ on Mars
Oldest and largest Maya structure on record discovered in southern Mexico
Riots everywhere, meanwhile in Poland…
Polish Boar Steals Pierogi From Children, Police Chases It Down To Retrieve Pierogi
World’s First ‘Bios Park’ Lets Us Bury Cremated Remains of Our Loved Ones So They Grow into Trees
This is 2020
Brewery offers $20,000 to hike the Appalachian Trail, drink beer
103-year-old great-great-grandmother beats coronavirus, asks for a beer to celebrate
A Speech By Herman Munster in 1965 Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons
That’s Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Viral clip of a ‘mouse’ on SpaceX’s Falcon 9 splits the internet
Petty thief fled supermarket, forgot his son
Man Hires Hookers, Daughters Show Up To Room
Porn Star Arrested For Manslaughter After A Man Died At His Psychedelic Toad Ritual
Florida Man
Florida sheriff encourages residents to shoot looters breaking into homes
Woman on motorcycle clocked at 150 mph during I-275 chase
Warner WHAT??
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At Long Last, our new 60’s-style radio sitcom, SHE’S SO PHRYTZIE!
Phrytzie lands a job at a local club, but it wasn’t quite what you would expect. (Special thanks to S. Frank Stringham for producing the theme music.)