The Soyviet Union aka CHAZistan

Welcome to the show.

Happy Birthday to The Donald!

We share the news of Melanie’s new baby. No, not that type of baby, ya mooks! This kind! Sig Sauer’s P365 XL. Small enough to conceal, but packs a mean punch! Firm, easy grip and minimal recoil. Shout out to our buddy Chris at Discount Firearms and Ammo for giving great advice and letting us test the gun before making the final purchase. The store has the best selection of firearms we have yet seen in this fine town. Check them out!

An Eye-Witness’s Shocking Account of What’s REALLY Happening During the Seattle Riots

Plandemic Update

North Carolina speedway shirks Dem gov, hosts thousands by declaring race night a ‘peaceful protest’

Florida lawyer who dressed as coronavirus ‘Grim Reaper’ seen at crowded George Floyd protests

News of the Weird & Wonderful

Treasure stash worth over $1 million found in Rocky Mountains after decade-long search

Italian food park creates world’s largest sheet of pasta

Surprise found in Jefferson Davis statue being removed in Kentucky


Starbucks bans employees from wearing anything in support of Black Lives Matter

Starbucks Flips, Now Allowing Black Lives Matter Shirts, Making 250,000 Custom BLM Shirts!*

When you stop wearing underwear, this is what happens to your body

Influencers are slammed for posing in BLACKFACE in a horribly misguided effort to show solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement

Nickelodeon Pride tweet hints Spongebob Squarepants is gay

That’s Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Nevada man pleads guilty to stealing hundreds of coronavirus masks from VA hospital

How one woman got the Merriam-Webster dictionary to change its definition of racism

Chris Cuomo apparently caught naked in wife Cristina’s yoga video

‘Penny Lane’: The Street The Beatles Made Famous May Get a New Name Because of Its Possible Ties to a Slave Merchant

Florida Man

Woman arrested after spitting on groceries inside Largo Publix

Florida cops arrest man accused of threatening to ‘blow up’ police station, turn it into ‘Swiss cheese’

Florida man angry over hospital coronavirus restrictions points gun at nurse, guard

Florida Man In Coronavirus Mask Tries To Snatch 9-Year-Old Girl Off Hoverboard

Florida man accidentally broadcast racial slurs on Facebook

Florida man used social media to encourage rioting at Orlando Premium Outlets, police say

Interviews on the Fritz-Phrytzie on the Streets of Seattle

Our intrepid roving reporter (and her camera-dog) pay a visit to the city’s Capitol Hill district for an interview with Seattle’s Mayor regarding the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.  She asks the questions few journalists are asking.

Our new sketch…THE RIOT

No commentary necessary. Just listen!


Wine of the Week

Lost Inhibition Wine

Lost Inhibition! A red blend that comes with multitude of smart-@$$ labels. (Others include “Don’t Give Up Your Day Job” and”Have your lips met my lips?” Fun, indeed. But the real attraction here is what’s inside. The wine retails for less than 10 dollars, and is one of the more balanced and tasty blends we’ve had in this price range for quite a while.  3 and a half out of 4.

Final thought:

Romans 13:12
The night is almost gone, and the day is near. Therefore let us lay aside the deeds of darkness and put on the armor of light.

*This kind of nonsense inspired our line of “Starcucks” products, including a lovely and well-made travel tumbler. Get yours in our store today!

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