Welcome to the show.
Another odd week begins. The Democratic National Convention begins this week. We will give you all the lowlights next week. In the meantime…
Scott Adams was right
The least likable person possible, Biden picks Kamala Harris. Our new sketch shows shows how it really went down.
Only in 2020
Coronavirus: Vicar uses chopsticks to serve bread in Holy Communion safety measure
DNR tells employees to wear masks during Zoom calls, even when they are alone at home
I’m with Uncle Ted
News of the Weird & Wonderful
Man buys 25 identical lottery tickets for same drawing, wins 25 times
Woman celebrates 103rd birthday by getting first tattoo
Bald eagle takes out EGLE’s drone because it’s 2020 and irony is dead
Dunkin’ launching cereal line
Martial artist uses nunchucks to light 21 candles in one minute
Loose emus in New Jersey?
Dog Brains Reveal How Much Human Language They Actually Understand
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Funeral home delivered wrong body in casket to memorial, Houston family says
Melanie (understandably) rants about poor Cannon Hinnant. A black man kills a little white boy…crickets.
Florida man arrested after waving loaded gun in one hand, holding beer in the other
Florida Man Attempts to Buy Porsche, 3 Rolexes With Fake Checks Printed on Home Computer
Florida Man Kills Burger King Employee After Friend’s Order Takes Too Long
Florida man jailed for allegedly knocking Slurpee onto 7-Eleven employee
A Florida man has been arrested over claims he spat on a child’s face and told him: ‘You now have coronavirus’
Florida boy, 9, saves dad who fractured his neck in swimming accident
Florida man tries to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from cops
Florida Homeless Man Was Able To ‘Blend In With Cleaning Crew,’ Live In Luxury Stadium Suite
Feds investigate Florida man accused of making pipe bombs
Florida man once bitten by alligator is chomped by 8-foot shark while on vacation
Florida trucker accused of threatening to ‘shoot up’ TN church gets prison
Alleged mastermind behind massive Twitter hack is a 17-year-old from Florida
The Day the Masks Came Off, Episode 3
Future Melanie goes shopping.
Wine of the Week