Welcome to the show.
Unlike our friends, the overpaid spoiled ninnies in professional sports, we solemnly remember 9/11, the innocent souls who died on that tragic day, and our heroes, the first responders. Let NFL players wear Jacob Blake’s name (and not his sexual assault victim’s) on their helmets all they like. We choose to honor the real heroes, and are more than happy to boycott the NFL until they decide what’s truly important. Speaking of boycotts…
…even worse than imagined. As a result of this child porn, we have cancelled our subscription to Netflix and Chill. And in order to answer the response that most people who’ve criticized it haven’t seen it, Melanie took one for the team and did, in fact, watch it. Her full review is coming soon, but let’s just say it hasn’t altered our opinion. We have a shiny new subscription to tubitv.com instead.
Our Newest Ad…
…based on Cuties and the press’ rapturous response to it.. I mean. after all, let’s take it to it’s (il)logical conclusion, right?
Only in 2020
The Left’s Covid Memory Hole
News of the Weird & Wonderful
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Our new sketch, The Virtual Debate
As it turns out, after this was written and recorded, QAnon actually predicted this would happen…we shall see…
Kinda not a Florida man, but kinda still…
Wine of the Week
Cavaliere D’Oro (Itlaian for Golden Knight..didn’t even think about that when we picked it up) Is a fine Chianti with a smooth taste and a medium body. Pair it with chicken or a creamy pasta dish. Purchased from Walmart Neighborhood Market.