Caught Red Handed
Welcome to the show.
What could our show title, “Caught Red Handed” possibly mean? Jim regales us with a tale containg a timely message.
Only in 2020
Real reaction: “Why am I alive in 2020?”
McDonald’s all-day breakfast menu may be gone for good
Seattle pays ex-pimp $150,000 to offer ‘alternatives to policing’
Man using live snake as face mask boards bus in England
News of the Weird & Wonderful
Melanie MUST read:
Beaked whale smashes diving record with ‘amazing’ 4-hour stint under water
World’s oldest sperm found perfectly preserved after 100m years – and it’s gigantic
NJ woman nearly loses home because she owed 6 cents in back taxes
Thousands of ducks let loose on Thailand rice paddies to clear out bugs
Ig Nobel Prizes awarded for poop knives, helium-inhaling alligator
120,000-year-old human footprints found in Saudi Arabia
Police free man from handcuffs after girlfriend lost the key
Illinois man has kept Richard Nixon’s unfinished sandwich for 60 years
Texas woman collects 1,622 lip balms for Guinness record
Hey, at least it wasn’t porn!
Japanese politician caught watching crocodile video in parliament meeting finally explains himself
Abby, of course
Antiques dealer seeking family from 100-year-old wedding photo
News That Would Never Happen, Episode Two
Happy to bring Chuck Farley back for more.
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Jim’s rant…A letter to the fine people at Poets & Writers Magazine. (Hint: he’s not nice to them.)
Our stomping grounds
Electric fence deters Trump sign thieves
North Carolina city replacing street sign that misspelled ‘Autumn’
Michigan driver arrested after pulling ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ stunt over Detroit bridge
Get down wit yo bad self…
Report: Ohio child told police mom left kids alone all day to pursue ‘rap career’
Renovated Lizzie Borden house on the market, again
Massachusetts man dies after ‘overdosing’ on black licorice
Oregon woman disputes Wells Fargo claim she’s dead: ‘It’s not funny’
Donkey sculpture on front lawn burned in Maine town
Chinese Textbook Alters Bible Passage, Says Jesus Stoned a Woman to Death
Water in a Houston suburb could be tainted with a brain-eating microbe
Florida Man
Handcuffed man drowns after jumping into Florida bay
Dramatic video shows Florida man fleeing from authorities on a JET SKI
Florida city to lift ban on ‘saggy pants’
Wine of the Week
Spain’s Marques de Caceres Rioja is made from Tempranillo grapes. It is smooth, but has a nice aftertaste to it that makes it compatible with pears, cheese, or a mild pork or chicken dinner. Highly recommended.