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Welcome to the show.
Isn’t 2020 over yet? Well, since you’re here, might as well enjoy our show tonight! We have a lot of fun things to talk about tonight, Max returns with an interview, and we make fun of CNN again. (Low hanging fruit can be very tasty.)
Only in 2020
The pile gets deeper…(Not available on Facebook or Twitter)
Smoking-gun email reveals how Hunter Biden introduced Ukrainian businessman to VP dad
Remember to mask up, Joe!
Opinions
The truth behind the Hunter Biden non-scandal
Whitmer: ‘If You’re Tired Of Lockdowns, Wearing Masks’ Or Not Attending Church, Vote Trump Out
Please spend your money. Pleeeeease!
Caesars Entertainment to implement new self-parking policy at Las Vegas properties
John Lydon’s Trump Support Leaves Sex Pistols Fans Feeling Rotten
Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary Changes Meaning of ‘Preference’ Following SCOTUS Hearing
‘Die in a Fire’: Twitter Employees Express Their Unbalanced Hatred of Trump
Interviews to the Max: Keith Olbermann
The journalist was unhinged even BEFORE his interview…
News of the Weird & Wonderful
Student travels across 100 meters of slip ‘n slide in 10 seconds
Boy, 5, Thwarts Indiana Home Invasion By Throwing Toy Trucks at Gun-Toting Suspects
Another jetpack reported flying near Los Angeles airport
Firefighters Treat Veteran For Heat Exhaustion, Then Finish Mowing His Lawn
300 Dogs Ride Out Hurricane in Man’s House
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Don’t sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn
Shaddap…
Biden Fundraiser Jane Fonda Says COVID-19 Is ‘God’s Gift to the Left’
Delta Air Lines passenger claims she woke up to pastor urinating on her
San Diego school districts overhauls grading system to combat racism
Rapper who boasted about unemployment fraud scheme arrested
Amy Coney Barrett said nice things about her kids. Liberals heard racism
The Town Hall Terror
In our new sketch, Don Lemon and “Fredo” discuss the town halls.
Wine of the Week…
…is Beer! Melanie had the delicious Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Wheat, and Jim had the yummy (to Jim-Melanie doesn’t like IPAs) Elysian Space Dust IPA from Seattle.