Welcome to the show.
Trump refuses to concede an election that hasn’t officially been certified.
VP Pence leaves immediately at the end of a COVID update, because he knows full well the press will bombard him with questions related to the above rather than the COVID situation.
Kyle Rittenhouse gets released on bail (not charges dismissed, on freaking BAIL, for god’s sake)
And so on, and so on…
But we’ve got the remedy…3 hours if fun and information that you will enjoy. Thank you for tuning in! Please go to our store and support us if you like what you hear.
Due to continued lockdowns, we will not have our annual “Strays for Thanksgiving” home-cooked meal and games night.
In lieu of tradition, family, and basic human contact, we will be holding a PROTEST.
What are we PROTESTING? The answer is: yes. We will PROTEST all the stuff.
As this is a PROTEST and absolutely //not// a social gathering, masks and social distancing will not be required. It’s all legal and encouraged by our leaders. Really. Watch the news.
To ensure that our PROTESTERS have the energy to carry their signs and **PEACEFULLY PROTEST** all the things, we will provide high-protein sustenance such as butter-and-thyme roasted turkey and Paleo stuffing. Since this is a diverse PROTEST, we will also provide vegan options. This is absolutely in no way a “meal.” We will award a special prize for the best protest sign and pie.
To ensure that our PROTESTERS do not get distracted or bored while ***PEACEFULLY PROTESTING*** all the things, we will have Cards Against Humanity and Pictionary available, as well as movies cast on our big screen. There may or may not be live jamming with instruments and karaoke so that we may proclaim our rage in a loud and creative way. This is all well within the realms of a peaceful protest.
If you desire to be part of our protest, please let us know ASAP, so that we can ensure we have the right numbers of arm bands, signs, hydration units, matching outfits, Molotov cocktails, chairs, plates, and torches.
Only in 2020
Agent Orange Returns!
And inadvertently damages the electoral process.
News of the Weird & Wonderful
.10x365x40=1460.00. Pay up!
This segment has gone to the birds
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Hanging clothing from hangers is now raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist!
Creepy Joe’s Announcement…Pardon Me!
If the election results stand, this will be comedy gold we intend to mine for as long as we can.
Just to show our non-partisanship.,.,.
(Bad writing) Where ELSE would a pacemaker be??
Wine of the Week
A very nice Malbec, Mendoza Station says on its label that it goes ell with steak, so Jim doesn’t have to! But seriously, this wine is a decent value (appx $10 at Total Wine). Malbec is one of our favorite wines, and this one did not disappoint.