Is your vote still counting?
Welcome to the show.
The vote count is still being disputed in several swing states. Unlike most of our left-leaning counterparts, we are in no hurry. Let the legal system take its course. We don’t think that making sure every legal vote (and only every LEGAL vote) is counted once (and only once) is too much to ask, even if the outcome is not what we at CCW desire. This will only prove that the system works! Who would not want that? (We know the answer, we are just being rhetorical here.)
Only in 2020
Justin Trudeau trolled by “Greta”
This might be a teeny bit biased reporting, but…
Hard-hitting journalists break riveting news about Joe and Jill Biden’s pets
Thanksgiving in the CCP
It’s only going to get worse.
Gov. Kate Brown, a Democrat, told Oregon’s residents to call the cops if they see coronavirus violations
Vermont Governor Instructs Schools To Interrogate Students About Family Thanksgiving Gatherings
“Unfortunately, we know some will still get together and schools have asked for help. @VTEducation will direct schools to ask students or parents if they were part of multi-family gatherings and if the answer is yes, they’ll need to go remote for 14 days or 7 days and a test,” Scott said on Twitter.
Dial “EM” for Emmy – Fredo’s big brother has already done all the murdering
140,000 SUNY Students Must Test Negative for Coronavirus to Leave for Thanksgiving
COVID passports emerge as key to restarting international travel
In The Year 2021
A reworking of the classic Zager and Evans song about a dystopian future.
News of the Weird & Wonderful
Grandma who accidentally invited teen she didn’t know to Thanksgiving dinner celebrates fifth holiday with him after losing husband to COVID-19
Max, Phrytzie, and even Majik EACH sent this one to me:
Why buy your cat a cat house when you can buy a cat shrine from Japan instead?
Wanted: Czech hunter reports rifle-stealing deer to police
Drinking wine made from the only train station platform vineyard in Japan
Mysterious silver monolith disappears from Utah desert
An Iowa boy is selling baseball bats from fallen trees to help storm victims
Man leaves $3K tip for a beer as restaurant closes for virus
Potential News of the Future
Chuck U. Farley returns with some prophetic news.
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
“Do As I Say, Not As I Do. Chapter 4 Million Three hundred and Two”
After warnings to avoid travel, Denver Mayor Hancock flying to Houston for Thanksgiving
TikTok Star Fired From Sherwin-Williams for Filming Paint-Mixing Videos at Work
Canadian town posts signs reading: ‘Do not let moose lick your car’
The Office Of…Part 2
A continuation from last week. If Joe can create an “Office of the President-Elect,” who else can benefit? Quite a few, as it turns out.
Wine of the Week: