The Road to De-Mask Us
Welcome to the show.
A new year is (FINALLY) upon us. We look forward to giving you our best year ever! You can look forward to your old favorites returning, along with new segments and characters you will love! (Max returns soon-we promise!)
We start the show with Jim discussing some changes he has made in his life. After a brief flirtation with the Republican Party, he has decided that what are derisively referred to as RINOs are still essentially the “real” Republicans. Trump was an anomaly, and far too many Republicans have conceded defeat before all has been said and done. Not to mention most GOP politicians put party above people, and will do and say anything to keep their power over you, just like most Dems. So Bye, Felecia! He has now returned to third-party politics, this time joining the American Independent Party, the Nevada affiliate of the Constitution Party. (Melanie, of course, stays fiercely independent.)
Jim also talks briefly about his return to God, and we hear an impromptu Gospel According to Melanie.
Special thanks to our superfans and friends Nick (and Majik) Pierce, and The Dave Clark Five Minus Four for their generous and thoughtful Christmas gifts. See below for details.
Welcome to the New Abnormal
CNN Activist-“Reporter” Jim Acosta Admits He Won’t Cover Biden as Aggressively as Trump
Judge Orders Pictures of White Judges Taken Down from Courtroom
Indian actor in trouble for playing Indian character with Indian accent
Communist Cuban government broadcast urges citizens to feast on rodent meat for Christmas
Even Homer Gets Mobbed. A Massachusetts school has banned The Odyssey
National Teacher of the Year Suggests Mitch McConnell’s Neighbors Attack Him
World Health Organization Pledges Not to Find ‘Guilty’ Party in Probe of COVID-19 in China
News of the Weird & Wonderful
Woman blames pooch for car crash into ditch: ‘The dog was driving’
Boy, 12, identifies 39 airlines by their plane tails for Guinness record
When a canal between 2 U.P. towns froze, something magical happened
Bob Dylan’s First Original Song in Years Is a 17-Minute Epic About JFK’s Assassination
Plato was right. Earth is made, on average, of cubes
These dogs are finding feces and saving endangered wildlife
Teen from Wildfire-Hit Town Wins $250k Scholarship for Awesome Explanation of Quantum Tunneling
Meet the Mushrooms That Could Build a House
He Designed A Smartwatch App To Help Stop His Dad’s Nightmares
A homeless man rescued all the animals at a shelter after it caught on fire
Beer-holding bloke clears snow on his driveway with a flamethrower
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Connecticut woman busted with scores of neglected animals, including blind owl
Bride who faked cancer to raise $11K for ‘dream’ wedding gets 5 months in prison
Vicious Squirrel Attacks Queens Community: Like ‘an MMA Cage Match.’
Florida Man
Florida man arrested after strapping downed light pole to car roof on highway
Transgender Woman Stabs SW Florida Man in Attempt to Steal His Wife
Florida Man Explains What Started Outrageous 2AM Pants-Off Viral Video Brawl at Wawa
Wine of the Week:
La Garenne 2016 Red Blend…A yummy and mild red with a very slight and pleasant aftertaste that Matched perfectly with the Swiss Colony Brick Cheese and Garlic sausage gifted to us by Mr. and Mr. Pierce. The stopper shown here with our very own logo (and a second one with a Golden Retriever puppy) was gifted to us by Mr. Clark. We love and appreciate you so much!
