Welcome to the show.
Jim’s birthday week commences with our newest infotainment extravaganza! We lament the imminent shutdown of free speech, the right to self-defense, and so much more!
RIP Tommy Lasorda
Also RIP Tanya Roberts-for real this time
News of the Weird & Wonderful
Nursing home has COVID-19 vaccine disco party
Indiana clothing store owner moved to tears by donation from Barstool Fund
Horse Lays Head On Coffin And Gives Touching Farewell To Human Best Friend Before He’s Laid To Rest
Teen wins contest with essay about her cat, donates winnings to Ferndale Cat Shelter
So many pets have been adopted during the pandemic that shelters are running out
Cancel Culture is cancer (try saying that three times really fast)
Innocent man, who was actually this woman’s hero, was defamed by Social Media and lost his job
Woman Says Man Bear-Hugged Her at Rally to Shield Her From Hostile Crowd
Our new Crust toothpaste ad…
Well, he tried.
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Good News: Natural Immunity to the Coronavirus May Last Years, Study Suggests
Bad News: Did you get COVID-19? You may only have 90 days to stay immune
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Nancy attempts a military coup, only one outlet covers it, and they bury the lead
Dr. Birx is an elitist hack who doesn’t believe her own rhetoric
Surprise! Biden has ties to 5 major tech companies
National Teacher of the Year Suggests Mitch McConnell’s Neighbors Attack Him
World Health Organization Pledges Not to Find ‘Guilty’ Party in Probe of COVID-19 in China
Facebook Deletes 1.7 Million Member Group ‘Joe Biden Is Not My President!’
Rep. Cleaver ends opening prayer for new Congress: ‘Amen and awoman’
You can now get a citation for being the wrong person beat up by police
Poetry Corner
Wolf Zygote returns with another groovy rhyme for the modern time, baby…
The Jimbo Snaps
Jim’s Dear John Letter to the Democratic and Republican Parties.
Florida Man
Florida man seen holding lectern in viral photo has been arrested
Florida man clad only in underwear stole mail, attacked homeowner, police say
Florida Woman Throws Bucket of Feces on Elderly Landlord: Deputies
Not Kidding Around: Woman Sues for Paternity Test on Goats
Wine of the Week:
Clos du Bois 2018 Pinot Noir. It was just aiight. The label says it is best paired with a pork or bacon dish…uh…