Welcome to the Show.
Happy Valentine’s Day! We’ll be reliving our first, celebrating our current, and sharing good stories of others. We’ll discuss the silliness that is our government, the New Normal, and, if we have time after all of that, Florida Man! Plus, tonight’s special “Wine of the Week” recipe. (Hint: it’s not wine)
News of the Weird and wonderful
I don’t care if this is an old story — it’s absolute PROOF of spirit animals
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Imagine being so powerful that you can literally ban the truth
Academia involved in helping commies take over the world? Say it isn’t so!
Oh, wait, so NOW it’s no longer a conspiracy theory?
Because beating someone and dragging them out by their hair is proper social distancing…
A “She’s So Phrytzie” Special Short
“Da Fritz” likes to bring her Daddy presents. BLAH!
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Honorary Florida Man?
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening
Chuck continues his stories that are stupider than fiction, courtesy of your friendly local government-media complex.
“Wine” of the Week!
For Valentine’s Day, Jim honored Melanie’s wish for something different. So in addition to treating her to a massage session at Costa del Sur Spa (ask for Melissa), Jim grabbed all the makings for…Buttery Nipples!
These delectable shots are quite easy to make: equal parts Vodka (we used Heroes), Irish Cream (we used Carolans), Butterscotch Schnapps (we used DeKuyper Buttershots), and Kahlua (we used Kahlua).
BTW, Jim didn’t go empty-handed this Valentine’s Day. He was treated to a bouquet of flower-shaped beef jerky treats from Manly Man. Om nom nom nom! This is the best jerky Jim has ever had…and came in a metal tumbler with the Manly Man logo on it, which Jim uses for drinking coffee (in a manly way, of course).