Welcome to the show.

After enough delays and silliness to be the basis of a bad sitcom, Melanie has her upper teeth back! So we are celebrating by bringing back a segment missing from our show for way too long. And once again, Max entertains with a soliloquy from HAMLET, Chuck gives us more news reflecting our stupid state of affairs, and Frankie returns from Heaven to sing a new version  of one of his best and most loved songs.

 

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!

Chuck regales us with more stories that are stranger than fiction.

 

News of the Weird and Wonderful

You think YOU have got problems? Oh, Gnome you don’t!

Gnome shortage: Lockdown and Suez canal blockage blamed

 

Two drunk friends were left with swollen penises after injecting each other with a hemorrhoid cream they heard could give them extra girth

 

RIP, you were lovely!

Hester Ford, oldest living American, dead at 115

Max Mangles The Bard

Another reading from HAMLET, interpreted by Max in a way that only he can do it.

 

Welcome to the New Abnormal

BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Shot At Just Hours After Maxine Waters Incited Violence

 

Breonna Taylor’s mother blasts Black Lives Matter movement

 

White House leaves vaccine “passports” to private sector

 

The number lost to the ‘rona is darn near close to the number lost to TB BECAUSE of ‘rona policies

Tuberculosis progress set back a decade by COVID-19 – WHO

 

This came as a surprise to NO ONE

COVID-19 hits those shackled by oppression hardest thanks to decades of inequalities, neglect and abuse

 

The lefties want this here

China targeting Christians by detaining them in secretive brainwashing centres

Dog Abby

Abby revives her advice column, and not a moment too soon for a listener with wanderlust.

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Almost half of adults who have children or pets are put off buying nice items for the house over fears they will be ruined – by food, drink and animal dribble

 

Oh, FFS!  …Welp. We’ve done it. Trees are now racist.

Portland school delays ‘Evergreens’ mascot vote over fears it’s tied to lynching

 

Mum horrified after neighbour’s porn plays through daughter’s night light

 

Naked Man Said He Was Doing “Walk Of Shame” for cheating on his wife

 

Wrong house, morons

Vandals target Barry Brodd’s former home after testimony in Derek Chauvin’s defense

 

Missing in Action: Six of America’s Nuclear Weapons Are Unaccounted For.

 

Comply With Me

A new take on a Frank Sinatra classic!

Florida…just…Florida…

Florida Woman

Ruckus at Stuart strip club lands lady in lockup

 

North Lauderdale woman claims to be ‘Harry Potter’ after allegedly killing woman in Boca Raton hit and run crash

 

Florida woman breaks into house, helps herself to eggs and coffee, Putnam County deputies say

 

Floridonk

‘Donkey Whisperer’ deputy wrangles escaped donkey in Florida

 

Florimoo

Cows unfettered by sprinklers, car alarms as they wander neighborhood on Jacksonville’s Westside

 

Florida is not content with a dumpster fire year

Large fire breaks out at St. Johns County landfill

 

Officers injured in twerking incident during Miami riots

 

Police search for man accused of stealing cat blood from St. Augustine clinic

 

Honorary Florida Man

Thomas Courtney Tells Police He’s “In His Bed” When Found Asleep Behind The Wheel In Traffic

 

Florida Man Attacks Black Mom at Ferris Wheel, Gets Beaten by Onlookers in Video

 

Wine of the Week:

Midori Peach Daquiri!

2/3 frozen peaches

1/3 ice

1 part white rum

2 parts melon liqeur

1 part lime juice

Fill with water

Blend