Welcome to the show.
After enough delays and silliness to be the basis of a bad sitcom, Melanie has her upper teeth back! So we are celebrating by bringing back a segment missing from our show for way too long. And once again, Max entertains with a soliloquy from HAMLET, Chuck gives us more news reflecting our stupid state of affairs, and Frankie returns from Heaven to sing a new version of one of his best and most loved songs.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Chuck regales us with more stories that are stranger than fiction.
News of the Weird and Wonderful
You think YOU have got problems? Oh, Gnome you don’t!
Gnome shortage: Lockdown and Suez canal blockage blamed
Two drunk friends were left with swollen penises after injecting each other with a hemorrhoid cream they heard could give them extra girth
RIP, you were lovely!
Hester Ford, oldest living American, dead at 115
Max Mangles The Bard
Another reading from HAMLET, interpreted by Max in a way that only he can do it.
Welcome to the New Abnormal
BREAKING: Minnesota National Guard Shot At Just Hours After Maxine Waters Incited Violence
Breonna Taylor’s mother blasts Black Lives Matter movement
White House leaves vaccine “passports” to private sector
The number lost to the ‘rona is darn near close to the number lost to TB BECAUSE of ‘rona policies
Tuberculosis progress set back a decade by COVID-19 – WHO
This came as a surprise to NO ONE
COVID-19 hits those shackled by oppression hardest thanks to decades of inequalities, neglect and abuse
The lefties want this here
China targeting Christians by detaining them in secretive brainwashing centres
Abby revives her advice column, and not a moment too soon for a listener with wanderlust.
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Almost half of adults who have children or pets are put off buying nice items for the house over fears they will be ruined – by food, drink and animal dribble
Oh, FFS! …Welp. We’ve done it. Trees are now racist.
Portland school delays ‘Evergreens’ mascot vote over fears it’s tied to lynching
Mum horrified after neighbour’s porn plays through daughter’s night light
Naked Man Said He Was Doing “Walk Of Shame” for cheating on his wife
Wrong house, morons
Vandals target Barry Brodd’s former home after testimony in Derek Chauvin’s defense
Missing in Action: Six of America’s Nuclear Weapons Are Unaccounted For.
Comply With Me
A new take on a Frank Sinatra classic!
Ruckus at Stuart strip club lands lady in lockup
North Lauderdale woman claims to be ‘Harry Potter’ after allegedly killing woman in Boca Raton hit and run crash
Florida woman breaks into house, helps herself to eggs and coffee, Putnam County deputies say
‘Donkey Whisperer’ deputy wrangles escaped donkey in Florida
Cows unfettered by sprinklers, car alarms as they wander neighborhood on Jacksonville’s Westside
Florida is not content with a dumpster fire year
Large fire breaks out at St. Johns County landfill
Officers injured in twerking incident during Miami riots
Police search for man accused of stealing cat blood from St. Augustine clinic
Honorary Florida Man
Thomas Courtney Tells Police He’s “In His Bed” When Found Asleep Behind The Wheel In Traffic
Florida Man Attacks Black Mom at Ferris Wheel, Gets Beaten by Onlookers in Video
Wine of the Week:
Midori Peach Daquiri!
2/3 frozen peaches
1 part white rum
2 parts melon liqeur
1 part lime juice
Fill with water