Welcome to the show.

We have many wild tales to tell tonight, including numerous tales of gender reveal parties gone wrong. If there was any justice, these tales of woe will persuade people to stop getting so elaborate in announcing what genitalia their offspring were going to have.

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!

Chuck regales us with more stories that are stranger than fiction.

Fractured Fact Fixers

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Two thumbs, last year, you know the drill…

Prolonged use of facemasks cause mental problems AND increases mortality

Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis

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Pfizer Vaccine Confirmed To Cause Neurodegenerative Diseases

Special Report from the Very Near Future!

Max and the CCW team are on the case!

News of the Weird and Wonderful

‘Heroism is not a one-time act’: Railways pointsman Shelke donates half of reward money to child he saved

After Fatal Disease Arrives, St. Louis Zoo Calls in the Only Team of Turtle-sniffing Dogs in the World to Help Out

Message in a bottle travels 250 miles from Kentucky to Tennessee in 30 years

Razer announces eco toilet roll collaboration for Earth Day

Hero Trucker Ignores Own Safety to Save Utility Worker Stuck in a Bucket With Fire Blazing Below

 

Meet the man in a bear suit walking from Los Angeles to San Francisco

He made it!

 

Is Bigfoot a wild pot farmer myth — or a ‘Sasquatch’ serial killer?

The World’s Oldest-Known Wild Bird—Named Wisdom—Hatches Another Chick at 70

NASA’s Ingenuity Helicopter Just Completed Its Second Flight on Mars

Welcome to the New Abnormal

BLM protesters rally for ‘victim,’ leave after learning he was white

 

If you can’t fix the gang issue, help the gangs grow

Chicago’s Lightfoot says police officers may need permission from bosses before they can pursue suspects on foot

‘Squad’ members spent up to $32,000 on private security while championing defunding the police

School board members ask city of Seattle not to clear homeless camps on school property

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

All access to porn ironically taken down by a beaver

Internet down in Tumbler Ridge, B.C., after beaver chews through fibre cable

Two California grocery stores close doors over city ‘hero pay’ mandate

 

Speaking of California “heroes”

California Guard members feared fighter jet would be ordered to frighten protesters

 

Can we just stop with the gender reveal parties?

A plane dropped a pink cloud in gender-reveal stunt. Then it fell to the sea, killing two

Tannerite explosion at gender reveal party rocks several towns

A man was killed at a baby shower in Michigan after a celebratory cannon exploded

 

“Wine” of the week

Watermelon Pear Appletini!

1 part Watermelon vodka!

1 part Apple-Pear liqeur!

1 splash of lime juice!

Enjoy the numminess!