Welcome to the show.
We have many wild tales to tell tonight, including numerous tales of gender reveal parties gone wrong. If there was any justice, these tales of woe will persuade people to stop getting so elaborate in announcing what genitalia their offspring were going to have.
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Chuck regales us with more stories that are stranger than fiction.
Fractured Fact Fixers
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Prolonged use of facemasks cause mental problems AND increases mortality
Facemasks in the COVID-19 era: A health hypothesis
Pfizer Vaccine Confirmed To Cause Neurodegenerative Diseases
Special Report from the Very Near Future!
Max and the CCW team are on the case!
News of the Weird and Wonderful
‘Heroism is not a one-time act’: Railways pointsman Shelke donates half of reward money to child he saved
After Fatal Disease Arrives, St. Louis Zoo Calls in the Only Team of Turtle-sniffing Dogs in the World to Help Out
Message in a bottle travels 250 miles from Kentucky to Tennessee in 30 years
Razer announces eco toilet roll collaboration for Earth Day
Hero Trucker Ignores Own Safety to Save Utility Worker Stuck in a Bucket With Fire Blazing Below
Meet the man in a bear suit walking from Los Angeles to San Francisco
He made it!
Is Bigfoot a wild pot farmer myth — or a ‘Sasquatch’ serial killer?
The World’s Oldest-Known Wild Bird—Named Wisdom—Hatches Another Chick at 70
NASA’s Ingenuity Helicopter Just Completed Its Second Flight on Mars
Welcome to the New Abnormal
BLM protesters rally for ‘victim,’ leave after learning he was white
If you can’t fix the gang issue, help the gangs grow
Chicago’s Lightfoot says police officers may need permission from bosses before they can pursue suspects on foot
‘Squad’ members spent up to $32,000 on private security while championing defunding the police
School board members ask city of Seattle not to clear homeless camps on school property
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
All access to porn ironically taken down by a beaver
Internet down in Tumbler Ridge, B.C., after beaver chews through fibre cable
Two California grocery stores close doors over city ‘hero pay’ mandate
Speaking of California “heroes”
California Guard members feared fighter jet would be ordered to frighten protesters
Can we just stop with the gender reveal parties?
A plane dropped a pink cloud in gender-reveal stunt. Then it fell to the sea, killing two
Tannerite explosion at gender reveal party rocks several towns
A man was killed at a baby shower in Michigan after a celebratory cannon exploded
“Wine” of the week
Watermelon Pear Appletini!
1 part Watermelon vodka!
1 part Apple-Pear liqeur!
1 splash of lime juice!
Enjoy the numminess!