7-11 Free Slurpees
Welcome to the show!
This will be (Lord willin’ and the crick don’t rise) our final show from a motel room. We are moving into our new studio this week! (Oh and yeah, a new home to go with it.) But tonight, we celebrate 7/11!
HOLY CRAP, This is Actually Happening!
Chuck gives us the latest…and winds up getting a little more peeved than usual.
News of the Weird and Wonderful
German Shepherd Saves The Life Of A 90-Year-Old Woman Lost In The Woods
The more things change, the more they stay the same…
Totally Awesome – the Original Trapper Keeper is Back for the 2021 School Year
This is why toilets need lights
Man bitten by neighbor’s escaped python while sitting on the toilet
Tyson finds that feeding their roosters soy backfires
Chickens are in short supply. Blame Tyson’s roosters
Woman secretly takes picture showing how cop treats kid after an accident and it goes viral
Couple Shares The Spotlight With Shelter Dogs At Their Wedding To Encourage Adoption
I still haven’t figured out what he did wrong.
Iowa man arrested for rifle in lakefront hotel room proposes to girlfriend after release on bond
We said WEIRD and wonderful…
6,000 illegally imported eyelashes seized at New Orleans airport
OH NO! Omaha Police looking for ‘Kool-Aid man’ vandals
The people’s reaction makes you believe in human kindness again…
Carnival ride at National Cherry Festival shut down early due to apparent problem
This Doctor Has Been Showing Up After Weddings To Bring Back Flowers To Patients
I’m not crying, you are.
A Drug Addict Stole His Dog, So He Offered To Pay For Her Treatment
Teen Raises $39,000 For Children With Cancer By Cutting Afro
Cows are being touted as the latest solution to plastic pollution
A Bathroom Chat Led To Two Coworkers Saving Each Other’s Husbands
Precious Rainforests Are Being Preserved at Highest Rate in 30 Years, After Palm Oil Moratorium in Indonesia
On this day in 1975-Fleetwood Mac’s classic self-titled album released
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Welcome to the New Abnormal
Illinois Congresswoman Says ‘Hitler Was Right on One Thing’
Ex-Calif. Sec. of State Conspired With Twitter to Silence Critics, Secure His Path to the Senate
Columbus judge is adding a new term to defendants’ probation: Get your COVID shot
After $5.1M book deal, Cuomo calls pandemic ‘tremendous personal benefit’
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Judge rejected woman’s request to save pet before Florida condo razed
Every. Single. Person. Who. Did. This. Needs. To. Be. Punished.
In California, dogs fill shelters as pandemic lockdowns ease
French treasure hunter sues Forrest Fenn’s estate, claimed Fenn moved his loot
Teacher Sentenced to Prison After Having Sex with 2 Students, Then Claiming She Had Right to Do So
Florida Man, 7-11 Edition
Florida man assaults 7-11 customer with jar of salsa before stealing a Choco Taco
SeaWorld Orlando announces free beer this summer (yes, really)
Florida man finds a second megalodon tooth in three weeks
Florida man throws baby after vehicle chase
Joe Jonas’s hand kept arriving in Florida man’s mail, and he doesn’t know why
Bus Driver Accused of Giving Student ‘Daddy’s Little Girl’ Book He Wrote About Sex Abuse
Florida man attacked 2 people with tire iron, stabbed woman with nail file, leaves shoes as calling card
Florida man finds $1 million Powerball ticket while cleaning his house
Investigate all things Skunk Ape at the Great Florida Bigfoot Conference this summer in Lakeland
Wine of the Week: Slurpees!
We laid off the sauce this week in favor of an American classic: The Slurpee! (In honor of it beng 7/11, if course.) Melanie had Mountain Dew Watermelon, Jim had sugr free lemonade. Yum!