Welcome to the show.
We continue to broadcast from our state-of-the-art studio in the middle of Texas. And boy howdy, do we have a lot to talk about, like…
Afghanistan.
If this giant, humongous failure of the Biden administration doesn’t sway you away from “At Least He’s Not Trump,” then you’re basically hopeless. And if you compare this to the “insurrection” of Jan 6, and say, essentially, its the same thing, then you are a product of modern education.
News of the Weird and Wonderful
New interior necessity: Japanese dining table with a hole for your cat right in the middle
Irish boys find message in a bottle from Canadian fisherman
Giant rubber duck’s presence in Maine harbor a mystery
Firefighters discover ‘body in the river’ was a swimmer relaxing
New Hampshire hermit gets new housing after remote cabin burns
Rope bridge over busy English road keeps squirrels out of danger
Coyote wanders into Los Angeles classroom
News of the Wonderfuller
Father and son take bike ride of a lifetime to Statue of Liberty
Strangers Flood Boy With Stuffed Sea Animals After Learning His Mom Can’t Afford One
Cat’s Meows Lead Rescuers To 83-Year-Old Owner Who Fell Into Ravine
Lil Wayne has offered financial help to the cop who saved his life when he was 12
Polish Olympian auctions her silver medal for $125,000 to help pay for a baby’s heart surgery
Slumlord Maintenance School
Our newest sketch, based (sadly) on real experience. Turning lemons into lemonade.
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Howna hell is this even a THING?
Well played.
Elite Taliban unit wearing US gear appears to mock iconic American WWII photo
NY Gov. Cuomo puts in for retirement, may receive up to $50K annually
The Ooga Booga Bug Strikes Again!!!
Survey: 20% of U.S. adults would avoid emergency care due to pandemic
Ah, Germany, always ahead of the curve…
Germany’s Largest Amusement Park Segregates Vaxx’d From Unvaxx’d With Colored Wristbands
Interviews to the Max
A scheduled interview with Biden gets interrupted.
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Suspect leads police on chase after stealing car in KC to make St. Louis court date
Madison police arrest man with knife after he was sprayed by skunk while hiding
Upset vegans slam Edinburgh cafe using ‘Peppa Pig’ cartoon for bacon sandwiches
Pittsburgh residents return from vacation to find city towed their cars to pave stretch of road
Outrage after Youngstown teacher’s post about murdered 10-year-old girl
Florida Man
Florida Man Steals Forklift, Four-Wheeler, and Shoes in ‘Impressive Crime Spree’
Florida man arrested after trying to steal Snickers bar at knifepoint
Florida Man Sentenced For Theft Of Government Funds
Florida man caught with more than 30 illegally harvested spiny lobsters
Florida man threatened to blow up homes of Disney World execs, investigators say