Welcome to the show.
Despite Bejing Biden’s hijinks, we’re going to keep the good times rolling! After a brief absence, Chuck returns! Our newest sketch brings us a group of citizens bound to force a no vote on the recall in California, one of Max’s best enemies does an editorial, plus all of the usual fun!
Times Investigation: In U.S. Drone Strike, Evidence Suggests No ISIS Bomb
Portland State University Professor Resigns, Says School Is a ‘Social Justice Factory’
Rolling Stones Tour Manager …
Dies In ‘freak Accident’ Digging Grave For Dog
Jim Acosta Presents: A Rant
CNN’s petulant, whiny correspondent makes his case for obeying the authorities.
News of the Weird and Wonderful
Here’s how you can win a free stay in a giant potato hotel
Submerged log from a golf course found to be a 4,000-year-old coffin of VIP early Briton
Ig Nobel Prizes awarded for chewing gum research, upside-down rhino
Jar of Elvis Presley’s hair auctioned for $72,500
Florida man opens new business, wins $1M lottery jackpot on same day
The Status Quo League
Status Quo Man leads his “heroes” on a quest to stop the recall in California.
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Mom wants teacher fired after she allegedly taped mask on student’s face
Son mummifies dead mum in Austria to get her benefits
Thirteen guns, thousands of rounds of ammo stolen in hotel parking lot
Utah woman loses hair, dignity, confidence in phone scam convincing her to shave head
Lawrence chiropractor censured, fined $4,000 for flawed COVID-19 advertising
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Weeks after fleeing Afghanistan, former President Ashraf Ghani issues ‘explanation’ statement to Afghan people — only in English
Outrage over George W. Bush 9/11 Speech Attacking American ‘Extremists’ — ‘Americans Are the New Terrorists’
Rose McGowan slams Black Lives Matter alongside Larry Elder: ‘He might just know more than you’
Board of Education Goes Virtual Because People at IRL Meetings Are Assholes
NY hospital to pause baby deliveries after staffers quit over vaccine mandate
Actress Raven-Symoné Refused Disney’s Offer to Make Her Character Lesbian in ‘That’s so Raven’ Spinoff
News of the Wonderfuller
It’s not euthanasia if they’re perfectly healthy.
That said, the guy got his job back.
Conservation Officer Was Suspended From His Job For Refusing To Kill Scared Bear Cubs
Husband holds up sign for 10 days to support wife battling COVID-19 in ICU
Tiny Home Village in Albuquerque Helps Homeless Transition With Social Services and Opportunities
This retired flight attendant is walking from Boston to New York while pushing an airline beverage cart to honor his fallen colleagues on 9/11
She was 7 years old when her father died on 9/11. Now she helps other children overcome grief.