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The world has lost one of the greats of comedy, Norm MacDonald. We pay tribute and play one of our favorite clips. We review what went (horribly) wrong in California, and visit our usual departments. Enjoy!
🙁 Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61
Of course he does (cough voter fraud cough)
California recall fails; Gov. Gavin Newsom stays in office
News of the Weird and Wonderful
2021 Toy Hall of Fame finalists include Cabbage Patch dolls, Risk
Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart to host Halloween baking competition
Professor Holds Student’s Baby During Class After She Told Him She Couldn’t Find A Sitter
Calhoun’s Rock Garden: Man Builds Elaborate Village Out Of Pebbles
Dolphins Alert Rescue Crew to Lost Swimmer Who Had Been Stranded for 12 Hours
70 years after going MIA, remains of a Korean War soldier come home to Massachusetts
Interviews on the Phrytz!
Phritzie interviews Harvey Weinstein…wait, what?
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Joe Biden Forgets Who He’s Talking To — Calls Australian PM ‘That Fella Down Under’
These NFL teams are requiring fans to get vaccinated before entering their stadiums
Florida landlord says tenants must get the covid vaccine: ‘You don’t want to get vaccinated? You have to move’
White House offers Nicki Minaj call to answer vaccine Qs
CNN’s Lemon: Time to Shun Stupid Unvaccinated — ‘Leave Them Behind’
Over 9,000 Haitians Flood Texas Border, the FAA Shuts Down Flight Path over Bridge Preventing Pictures
Ice cream. Need I say more?
Tales of Modern Horror
“Vincent” returns with the tale of…The Dome of Doom! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Didn’t Dear Leader promise this wouldn’t happen? What happened to the UN’s strongly worded letter?
Taliban ban girls from secondary education in Afghanistan
Cigarette group takes control of asthma inhaler maker
Police in Eugene warn driver hauling boat with sedan
Chicago woman was upset son would miss school when she falsely claimed a bomb was on plane in Florida, family says
Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says (Woman from Boston, so not technically Florida (wo)man story)
New TikToc challenge: steal random things
(NOTE: WILL NEED PLENTY OF EDITING, LOTS OF FLOWERY LANGUAGE)
Die, Beautiful Spotted Lanternfly, Die
News of the Wonderfuller
Little girl has big idea to educate the world’s forgotten children
Fans at Miami Hurricanes game use American flag as net to help save cat falling from stadium’s upper level
Premature Baby Born the Size of a Bag of Sugar and Kept Alive in a Sandwich Bag Has Defied the Odds to Start School
If Left to Regrow, Brazil’s Atlantic Forest Could Recover Faster and Store More Carbon Cheaper Than Tree Planting