Welcome to the show.

The world has lost one of the greats of comedy, Norm MacDonald. We pay tribute and play one of our favorite clips. We review what went (horribly) wrong in California, and visit our usual departments. Enjoy!

Current Stuff

🙁 Norm Macdonald, Comedian and ‘Saturday Night Live’ Star, Dies at 61

 

Of course he does (cough voter fraud cough)

California recall fails; Gov. Gavin Newsom stays in office

 

News of the Weird and Wonderful

2021 Toy Hall of Fame finalists include Cabbage Patch dolls, Risk

 

Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart to host Halloween baking competition

 

Professor Holds Student’s Baby During Class After She Told Him She Couldn’t Find A Sitter

 

Calhoun’s Rock Garden: Man Builds Elaborate Village Out Of Pebbles

 

Dolphins Alert Rescue Crew to Lost Swimmer Who Had Been Stranded for 12 Hours

 

70 years after going MIA, remains of a Korean War soldier come home to Massachusetts

 

Interviews on the Phrytz!

Phritzie interviews Harvey Weinstein…wait, what?

 

Welcome to the New Abnormal

 

Joe Biden Forgets Who He’s Talking To — Calls Australian PM ‘That Fella Down Under’

 

These NFL teams are requiring fans to get vaccinated before entering their stadiums

 

Florida landlord says tenants must get the covid vaccine: ‘You don’t want to get vaccinated? You have to move’

 

White House offers Nicki Minaj call to answer vaccine Qs

 

CNN’s Lemon: Time to Shun Stupid Unvaccinated — ‘Leave Them Behind’

 

Over 9,000 Haitians Flood Texas Border, the FAA Shuts Down Flight Path over Bridge Preventing Pictures

 

Ice cream. Need I say more?

https://archive.md/rXaMk

 

Tales of Modern Horror

“Vincent” returns with the tale of…The Dome of Doom! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

 

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Didn’t Dear Leader promise this wouldn’t happen? What happened to the UN’s strongly worded letter?

Taliban ban girls from secondary education in Afghanistan

 

Cigarette group takes control of asthma inhaler maker

 

Police in Eugene warn driver hauling boat with sedan

 

Chicago woman was upset son would miss school when she falsely claimed a bomb was on plane in Florida, family says

 

Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says (Woman from Boston, so not technically Florida (wo)man story)

 

New TikToc challenge: steal random things

 

(NOTE: WILL NEED PLENTY OF EDITING, LOTS OF FLOWERY LANGUAGE)

Die, Beautiful Spotted Lanternfly, Die

News of the Wonderfuller

Little girl has big idea to educate the world’s forgotten children

 

Fans at Miami Hurricanes game use American flag as net to help save cat falling from stadium’s upper level

 

Premature Baby Born the Size of a Bag of Sugar and Kept Alive in a Sandwich Bag Has Defied the Odds to Start School

 

If Left to Regrow, Brazil’s Atlantic Forest Could Recover Faster and Store More Carbon Cheaper Than Tree Planting

 

A Georgia Man Is Changing People’s Lives $1 At A Time