Welcome to the show.
We introdue a new, (hopefully) occasional segment, CALLED IT! We have, sadly, predicted several stupid things happening, often though our sketches, which were NOT intended to be futurist. Oh well….Let’s make the most of it, right?
News of the Weird and Wonderful
NYPD veteran cop chases ghosts in his spare time, moonlighting as a religious demonologist
Viking longboat knocks out power supply in Kirkcudbright
Abby surfs the internet a lot now that she’s slowed down…
Golden Retriever Saved a Kitten Then He Brought It Home And Took Care Of It
Life-saving drones deliver food to dogs stranded by erupting volcano
Ohio dad overcomes bus shortage, transports kids to school in limo
He’s Super, thanks for asking!
Superman comes out as bisexual; ‘not a gimmick,’ writer says
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Janet Yellen Denies IRS Monitoring $600 Transactions Is Spying on Americans
No good deed goes unpunished
Missouri governor threatens legal action against journalist who found flaw that exposed Social Security numbers
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg on Paid Leave Since Mid-August amid Supply Crisis
Instagram Censors Biologist for Posting Evidence Showing Biological Men Are Stronger Than Women
Slumlord Universtiy, Chapter 2
It was too bad/good not to do a sequel or two. Slumlord Maintenance School is now Slumlord University. 🙂
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
A man died from rabies after waking up to a bat in his room. It’s Illinois’ first human case of the virus in nearly 70 years. He refused treatment, which is why he’s in this section.
Hunters report ‘nightmare’ after elk take on Wyoming island
A man stopped to help a woman after she crashed. She stole his car with 5 kids inside, NC sheriff says
China’s ‘dancing grannies’ become a problem for locals
Ontario man calls 911 because he’s stuck in traffic and has to go pee
San Francisco approves $20K designer trash cans
News of the Wonderfuller
Amur Tigers Are Back From the Brink in China – Thanks to Government Policies
The tattoo artist covering the scars of self-harm
JV Softball Player Pitches For Opposing Team After Their Pitcher Gets Sick
97-year-old woman believes her motivation to attend family wedding helped her beat breast cancer
This bride didn’t have a gown or photographer on her wedding day. A hospice caregiver helped her redo it, 77 years later.
Police: Lake City man steals car, tries to trade it back to same dealership days later
Florida Man Says He Tried to ‘Show Off’ on First Date With High-Speed Police Chase
Florida Man Allegedly Steals Disney World iPad to Skip Lines, Give Tours
Florida Man Exposed Himself To 7 Toll Collectors
Smeggin’ Thee Stallion
Trail Camera Caught Man’s Illicit Horseplay