Welcome to the show.

We introdue a new, (hopefully) occasional segment, CALLED IT! We have, sadly, predicted several stupid things happening, often though our sketches, which were NOT intended to be futurist. Oh well….Let’s make the most of it, right?

 

News of the Weird and Wonderful

NYPD veteran cop chases ghosts in his spare time, moonlighting as a religious demonologist

Viking longboat knocks out power supply in Kirkcudbright

 

Abby surfs the internet a lot now that she’s slowed down…

Golden Retriever Saved a Kitten Then He Brought It Home And Took Care Of It

 

Life-saving drones deliver food to dogs stranded by erupting volcano

 

Ohio dad overcomes bus shortage, transports kids to school in limo

 

CALLED IT!

He’s Super, thanks for asking!

Superman comes out as bisexual; ‘not a gimmick,’ writer says

 

Welcome to the New Abnormal

 

Janet Yellen Denies IRS Monitoring $600 Transactions Is Spying on Americans

 

No good deed goes unpunished

Missouri governor threatens legal action against journalist who found flaw that exposed Social Security numbers

 

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg on Paid Leave Since Mid-August amid Supply Crisis

 

Instagram Censors Biologist for Posting Evidence Showing Biological Men Are Stronger Than Women

Slumlord Universtiy, Chapter 2

It was too bad/good not to do a sequel or two. Slumlord Maintenance School is now Slumlord University. 🙂

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

A man died from rabies after waking up to a bat in his room. It’s Illinois’ first human case of the virus in nearly 70 years. He refused treatment, which is why he’s in this section.

 

Hunters report ‘nightmare’ after elk take on Wyoming island

 

A man stopped to help a woman after she crashed. She stole his car with 5 kids inside, NC sheriff says

 

China’s ‘dancing grannies’ become a problem for locals

 

Ontario man calls 911 because he’s stuck in traffic and has to go pee

 

San Francisco approves $20K designer trash cans

 

News of the Wonderfuller

Amur Tigers Are Back From the Brink in China – Thanks to Government Policies

 

The tattoo artist covering the scars of self-harm

 

JV Softball Player Pitches For Opposing Team After Their Pitcher Gets Sick

 

97-year-old woman believes her motivation to attend family wedding helped her beat breast cancer

 

This bride didn’t have a gown or photographer on her wedding day. A hospice caregiver helped her redo it, 77 years later.

 

Florida Man

Police: Lake City man steals car, tries to trade it back to same dealership days later

 

Florida Man Says He Tried to ‘Show Off’ on First Date With High-Speed Police Chase

 

Florida Man Allegedly Steals Disney World iPad to Skip Lines, Give Tours

 

Florida Man Exposed Himself To 7 Toll Collectors

 

Smeggin’ Thee Stallion

Trail Camera Caught Man’s Illicit Horseplay