Hold the Line

Welcome to the show.

We are coming soon to Truth Social and Brighteon Social! Stay tuned.

We talk about our trip to the beautiful city of San Antonio to watch a rodeo and then catch Night Ranger (a band we tried-and failed-to see in Vegas) in concert. We discuss barrel racing, yummy food, and Melanie’s distaste for concert encores.

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy: The Will Rogers of our time.


Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a  Law degree from the University of Virginia, and a degree from Oxford in England. He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & a bit humorous.


Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. “It’s like a frog calling you ugly”.

–Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


This election in Ga will be the most important in history.  You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for.  Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


It’s as dead as four o’clock.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Always follow your heart…..but take your brains with you.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


The short answer is ‘No.’   The long answer is ‘Hell No.’

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Don’t stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


This is why space aliens won’t talk to us.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


Chuck Schumer just moos and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


What planet did you parachute in from?

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


News of the Weird and Wonderful

They’re acting like this is a bad thing…

In a desperate bid to get his children offline, some guy in France accidentally blitzed his entire town’s internet connection.


Virginia woman gets $10M lottery ticket as a Valentine’s Day gift


Professor Asks Students To Send Photos Of Their Pets Doing Classwork

It’s a visual


Happy National Handcuff Day!


The Gospel According to Mélanie

Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection? I never noticed this….

The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed separate from the grave clothes.


Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance. She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, ‘They have taken the Lord’s body out of the tomb, and I don’t know where they have put him!’ Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see.. The other disciple outran Peter and got there first. He stooped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn’t go in.


Then Simon Peter arrived and went inside. He also noticed the linen wrappings lying there, while the cloth that had covered Jesus’ head was folded up and lying to the side. Was that important? Absolutely!Is it really significant? Yes! In order to understand the significance of the folded napkin, you have to understand a little bit about Hebrew tradition of that day. The folded napkin had to do with the Master and Servant, and every Jewish boy knew this tradition.


When the servant set the dinner table for the master, he made sure that it was exactly the way the master wanted it.. The table was furnished perfectly, and then the servant would wait, just out of sight, until the master had finished eating, and the servant would not dare touch that table, until the master was finished. Now, if the master were done eating, he would rise from the table, wipe his fingers, his mouth, and clean his beard, and would wad up that napkin and toss it onto the table.


The servant would then know to clear the table. For in those days, the wadded napkin meant, ‘I’m done’.

But if the master got up from the table, and folded his napkin, and laid it beside his plate, the servant would not dare touch the table,because….. The folded napkin meant,… I’m coming back!’




Historical Science Documentary No. 1

A wandering ancient tribe…meet the Meanderthals.

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

This. Is. CNN.

Survivor found alive after Greece ferry fire


Police: A 14-year-old girl in Louisiana allegedly tried to hire a hitman to kill her ex


Street sweeper kills its own driver after crash near Brandon Publix


Mum legally changes name to ‘Unicorn Sparkles’ as real one ‘didn’t spark joy’ for her


Nail driven into woman’s head to ‘guarantee’ baby boy in Pakistan


Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!

Chuck regales us with more stuff that’s too stupid for fiction.

News of the Wonderfuller

Man Ray’s ‘Le Violon d’Ingres’ could become the most expensive photo ever sold


Widowed hospital volunteers find love again in their 70s: “The man upstairs put us together for a reason”


Meteorologist receives surprise Valentine’s Day marriage proposal while filming segment


Iceland To Hang Up Her Harpoons For Good, Issuing No More Whaling Permits


Genocide Survivor’s Wholesome Squirrel Photos Go Viral


New Study Busts the 7 ‘Dog Years’ Myth and Explores Data That Could Help Humans Live Longer


‘A Special Relationship’: Golden Retriever and Deer Have Been Best Friends for 11 Years

Florida Man

Woman arrested after exposing herself to St. Pete police officer, police say


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