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Why it’s never a smart thing to say on your voicemail message if you know Melanie or Jim.

 

The Candy Desk

…so this is a thing…

 

 

News of the Weird and Wonderful

 

New Study Shows Owning A Pet Is Linked To Slower Cognitive Decline

 

Church Clock Facing $56K Repair Bill Gets Fixed By 2 Bell-Ringers With A Can Of WD-40

 

North Carolina woman fighting DMV to keep ‘FART’ vanity plate

 

Scottish woman checks bank account after six decades, $3.35 became $335

 

Tiny New Species of Chocolate Frog is Discovered After Scientists Follow its Unique ‘Beep’ Sound

 

STFU 2022

Brandon bumbeles his way through the SOTU speech in this exclusive excerpt.

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Feminist organisation seeks support for state-of-the-art Vulva Spaceship design

 

College Backtracks on Banning Teaching Dostoevsky Because He’s Russian

 

Doorbell Camera Shows Real Estate Agent Showing Home That Isn’t For Sale

 

Teacher suspended after her sex tape is AirDropped to 200 students

‘Dream come true’: Puerto Rican model is Victoria’s Secret first with Down syndrome

 

Plaquemine woman cited after toddler crashes car into Dollar General, police say

 

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.

When dumb stuff happens, Chuck reports it.

News of the Wonderfuller

City Trees and Soil Are Sucking More Carbon Out of the Atmosphere Than We Thought

 

Ukrainian Soldiers Adopt Freezing Puppy –And Now ‘Rambo’ Stands Guard for Them

 

Former UK Marine Drove 1,000 Miles to Ukraine Border in Minibus Loaded with Supplies, Toys, and Blankets for Refugees

 

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Speak Out About the War in Her Native Ukraine, Donating $3 Million

 

Daughters Surprise Deer-Loving Mom with Fawn Visit in Hospice Care

 

Cat loves socks in her mouth

 

Florida Man

 

Police: Teacher left classroom on stretcher after 5-year-old student’s attack

 

Florida man blames Putin for why he was speeding, bodycam footage shows

 

Church Clock Facing $56K Repair Bill Gets Fixed By 2 Bell-Ringers With A Can Of WD-40

 

North Carolina woman fighting DMV to keep ‘FART’ vanity plate

 

Scottish woman checks bank account after six decades, $3.35 became $335

 

Tiny New Species of Chocolate Frog is Discovered After Scientists Follow its Unique ‘Beep’ Sound

 

 

This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Feminist organisation seeks support for state-of-the-art Vulva Spaceship design

 

College Backtracks on Banning Teaching Dostoevsky Because He’s Russian

 

Doorbell Camera Shows Real Estate Agent Showing Home That Isn’t For Sale

 

Teacher suspended after her sex tape is AirDropped to 200 students

 

‘Dream come true’: Puerto Rican model is Victoria’s Secret first with Down syndrome

 

Plaquemine woman cited after toddler crashes car into Dollar General, police say

 

News of the Wonderfuller

 

City Trees and Soil Are Sucking More Carbon Out of the Atmosphere Than We Thought

 

Ukrainian Soldiers Adopt Freezing Puppy –And Now ‘Rambo’ Stands Guard for Them

 

Former UK Marine Drove 1,000 Miles to Ukraine Border in Minibus Loaded with Supplies, Toys, and Blankets for Refugees

 

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Speak Out About the War in Her Native Ukraine, Donating $3 Million

 

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3391/This-Cat-Loves-Socks-In-Her-Mouth-While-Watching-Birds

 

Florida Man

Police: Teacher left classroom on stretcher after 5-year-old student’s attack

 

Florida man blames Putin for why he was speeding, bodycam footag

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