Welcome to the Show!
If we seem even more contented than usual, it’s because we (FINALLY) had our remaining belongings arrive from Vegas. We also discuss exploding ovens and liquor stores. Well opnlyt the oven explloded, not the liq..oh, never mind.
Current Events
I’m so glad our taxes are going up so that we may fund the elites getting pay raises while we go hungry.
Congress delivered a 21 percent increase to the Members Representational Allowance, which funds the offices of lawmakers and various congressional support offices.
Happy (would have benn)100th birthday, Carl Reiner.
Gov. Abbott shows how Texas is becoming the first state to build its own border wall
News of the Weird and Wonderful
Wyoming’s got a new app for claiming roadkill
Mike Tyson is selling ear-shaped cannabis-infused edibles called ‘Mike Bites’
UFC fighter Kevin Holland disarms gunman with chokehold at a Houston sushi restaurant
Internet-famous cat Stepan escapes from Ukraine
Stepan, an internet-famous tabby cat who has more than a million followers on Instagram and Tik Tok, has escaped war-torn Ukraine.
The cat’s social media pages went silent on March 3, alarming his followers. Stepan’s owner, known only as Anna, gave an update on Instagram this week on how they made it to safety following Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
Bear Cub Opens Car Door To Snatch Sandwich In Sierra Madre
Message in a bottle travels from Bahamas to England in 21 years
A Dolphin Named Kelly Was So Smart, She Trained Her Humans
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening
Still Putin on the Ritz Edition!
This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Horror as camel kills two after breaking free from zoo enclosure and launching at visitors
Beekeepers turn to anti-theft technology as hive thefts rise
Woman’s ‘UTI’ was actually glass tumbler lodged in bladder for 4 years
OUCH!…wait, what?
Opera singer out of work after surgery left her unable to sing due to chronic flatulence
Weirder and Wonderfuller
North Carolina gas station lowers prices to $2.25 to give community break at the pump