Welcome to the show.

We took a hiarus to engade in The Move From Hell. Thanks for sticking with us. Tonight we celebrate the first broadcast from our new studio deep in the heart of Texas! (It may be a cliche, but we really do live in Central Texas.)

Current Events

 

The move from Hell.

 

RIP Ray Leota & Allen White 5/26

 

Weird and Wonderful, or just predictable?

Nancy Pelosi’s husband arrested on suspicion of DUI

 

The Crucible

Last Salem ‘witch’ pardoned 329 years after she was wrongly convicted

 

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening

The What About the Children Edition.

News of the Weird and Wonderful

Oreo and Ritz team for free cookie-cracker collab

 

Pool noodle fight over the name Josh again attracts hundreds

 

East Texas man allegedly robs home, mows homeowner’s yard

 

Um… so this is a thing…

Man lost his penis, had new one attached to his arm for six years, now is a ‘real man’ again

 

Think we’ll find Hoffa?
More human remains found at Lake Mead one week after a body was found in a barrel

 

This will not allay Jim’s flying fears..,

Pilot who fell unconscious midflight is home from hospital, doctor calls it ‘miraculous’

 

Couple lives permanently on cruise ships because it’s cheaper than housing

 

Do not bring toasters to the Trump rally…

 

They’re fighting back

Large oak tree falls on tree trimming company’s truck in Oakland County

 

Students ride horses to school, cite old law requiring principal to care for them all day

 

Dwindling water levels reveal another surprise: An ancient lost city

 

Pa. bank employees help kidnapped woman after she asks for loan, suspect arrested

 

100-year-old Lester Wright thrills crowd in 100-meter dash at Penn Relays

 

$100 and 23 years later, 2 refugees and a Minnesota stranger reunite

 

Our new occasional segment: Horrorscopes!

Thousands of Horoscopes Mashed Up To Create One Generic Prediction