To be, or not The Bee? That is the question. Let’s see if Jimbo can guess which of these headlines are fake, and which are real. A word of caution: some may have once been Babylon Bee satires that actually came true. Here’s a warmup:
On March 28, 2022, the Bee ran this article:
Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes
On March 30, just two days later, this article ran in the Daily Mail:
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Canada celebrates Vulva and Vagina Day without mentioning who owns them
Their tweet:https://twitter.com/LeftismForU/status/1531777254530895873?t=kU4DVW9H9AmfzB6WhzgZhw&s=19
Porn maker exposed as organizer of Portland Antifa children’s photoshoot
Politifact: Why it’s not ‘grooming’: What research says about gender and sexuality in schools
Arlington National Cemetery faces directive to remove killer’s remains
A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid
Henderson man threatened with HOA fines for anti-Biden sticker
Animal shelter bans pro-gun supporters from adopting dogs
Elmo is now vaccinated for Covid-19
Teacher Explains ‘Non-Binary’ To 2nd Graders, They Get ‘Mad’ At Her
‘I don’t know anybody like me’: Meet Nashville’s transqueer Latinx neurodivergent theologian
Actual job description: https://archive.ph/LH50j
Transgender Barbie doll launched in image of Orange is the New Black star Laverne Cox
Ukraine’s ‘unicorn’ LGBTQ soldiers head for war
Better yet, who they’ll be partnering with:
The US Marines celebrates Pride month
Not to be outdone: