To be, or not The Bee? Marine reacts to current headlines

To be, or not The Bee? That is the question. Let’s see if Jimbo can guess which of these headlines are fake, and which are real. A word of caution: some may have once been Babylon Bee satires that actually came true. Here’s a warmup:


On March 28, 2022, the Bee ran this article:

Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes


On March 30, just two days later, this article ran in the Daily Mail:


Amy Schumer alludes to taking a ‘month’ break with ‘out of office’ snap cuddled in bed with son Gene… after being ‘traumatized’ by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars




Canada celebrates Vulva and Vagina Day without mentioning who owns them

Their tweet:


Epidemiologist announces that ‘In defiance of the mask mandate removal, I’m double masked and bringing some sass to the airport’


Porn maker exposed as organizer of Portland Antifa children’s photoshoot


Politifact: Why it’s not ‘grooming’: What research says about gender and sexuality in schools


Arlington National Cemetery faces directive to remove killer’s remains


A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid


Henderson man threatened with HOA fines for anti-Biden sticker


Animal shelter bans pro-gun supporters from adopting dogs


Elmo is now vaccinated for Covid-19


Teacher Explains ‘Non-Binary’ To 2nd Graders, They Get ‘Mad’ At Her


‘I don’t know anybody like me’: Meet Nashville’s transqueer Latinx neurodivergent theologian


Canadian college’s tenure track position open only for ‘women, transgender, non-binary, or two-spirit’ people

Actual job description:


Transgender Barbie doll launched in image of Orange is the New Black star Laverne Cox


Ukraine’s ‘unicorn’ LGBTQ soldiers head for war


Better yet, who they’ll be partnering with:

The US Marines celebrates Pride month


Not to be outdone:

Putin says he’d be ‘disgusted’ to see Boris Johnson naked after PM mocks his topless horse riding display

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