Welcome to the show.
We celebrate Independence Day by sharing some great stories, making fun of several Florida Men, and sharing our newest sketch. Why would you want to be anywhere else?
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful:
When you rewind Titanic
More wonderful than weird:
Kinda scary, but still good
I’m no Karen, but I REALLY want this law here.
Tampa man who’s battled neighborhood noise for years says new Florida law is music — to his ears
The Word Salad Board
Max infilterates a school board meeting.
Welcome to the New World Order
- Full surveillance state
- Social Credit Score
- Total socialist government control
- Racial tension
New Game: Everything is Racist
Everything is Racist
It’s all filled with hate
If you prove it isn’t
Libs get quite irate
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening
All the news that’s fit to make you insane.
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
We reported on this months ago, they’re using the excuse for real now!
Dude’s mug shot looks like they took it while he was finishing up…
News of the Wonderfuller
This question appeared on Reddit:
I am a math teacher for 8th graders at the school I teach at.
Throughout this whole past school year there was this running joke where the students would call me the goat.
And I would respond back each time that they are the goats and they would all laugh.
It was pretty funny to be honest, and I never gave it much thought. But I realized that I have been partaking in a joke that I never actually got.
I had a good connection with them, and they are all really good kids, so I don’t really think that they were making fun of me.
Can someone (maybe an 8th grader) explain this joke to me?
And how would you respond if someone calls you a goat?
EDIT: omg I am IN TEARS!!! I can’t believe they were complimenting me this whole time!!!! Thank you all for answering this question!!!!
EDIT 2: THANK YOU ALL for you responses and the awards this post got!! If those awards cost money, please can you donate that money instead to a charity that helps kids? There are so many good ones, this one in particular is one I personally recommend: Kids In Need Foundation