Welcome to the show.
We celebrate Independence Day by sharing some great stories, making fun of several Florida Men, and sharing our newest sketch. Why would you want to be anywhere else?
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful:
Unique ‘Jetsons’ house for sale in Oklahoma
‘I’m a little surprised’: Nato summit venue in Madrid serves ‘Russian salad’
When you rewind Titanic
Cruise ship that hit iceberg in Alaska arrives in Seattle for repairs
More wonderful than weird:
Kinda scary, but still good
‘Watchdog moms’ on TikTok are trying to keep minors safe
10-Year-Old Boy Raises Money To Provide Vests For K9 Dogs
86-year-old becomes the world’s longest-serving flight attendant after 65 YEARS of service in the skies
I’m no Karen, but I REALLY want this law here.
Tampa man who’s battled neighborhood noise for years says new Florida law is music — to his ears
The Word Salad Board
Max infilterates a school board meeting.
Welcome to the New World Order
- Full surveillance state
Police sweep Google searches to find suspects.
- Social Credit Score
New York State New Gun Laws Include, People applying for a gun license will have to turn over a list of their social media accounts for officials to verify their “character & conduct”
Gun rights group fires back at California AG’s reported leak of firearm owners data: ‘He should resign’
- Total socialist government control
Biden Admin Will Pull Meal Funding for Schools That Don’t Comply With Its LGBT Agenda
- Racial tension
New Game: Everything is Racist
Everything is Racist
It’s all filled with hate
If you prove it isn’t
Libs get quite irate
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening
All the news that’s fit to make you insane.
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
‘Pandemic babies’ with no immunity are ending up in intensive care across Australia with respiratory illnesses
Court rejects civil rights group’s effort to free elephant in Bronx Zoo, ruling she is not entitled to same rights as a ‘person’
‘Narco monkey’ in bulletproof vest killed in cartel shootout as gang post bizarre tribute
‘Immediately stop using’: Massive recall at Costco and warning issued by Health Canada after multiple umbrellas catch fire
We reported on this months ago, they’re using the excuse for real now!
North Korea suggests balloons flown from South brought COVID-19
Bad Time to Capsize Kayak: When Fleeing From Police
More than 10 million bees released when semi-truck crashes on Utah highway
Florida Democrat Arrested and Charged With Five Felonies for Threatening to Kill Rep. Lauren Boebert
‘Spirits’ told Florida man to set boss’s future home on fire
Florida Man Allegedly Crashed Into FedEx Truck While Receiving Oral Sex
Lakeland man exposes himself, defecates in clothing store: police
Dude’s mug shot looks like they took it while he was finishing up…
Police officer catches copulating couple, picks them up at dock, deposits both in jail
Florida man poses as Walt Disney security, steals $10k statue in apparent effort to land job
Nude Florida man disrupts traffic, climbs on semi trailer
Florida pastor charged after masturbating on Starbucks patio, sheriff says
“He called the chicken police on me”
News of the Wonderfuller
This question appeared on Reddit:
I am a math teacher for 8th graders at the school I teach at.
Throughout this whole past school year there was this running joke where the students would call me the goat.
And I would respond back each time that they are the goats and they would all laugh.
It was pretty funny to be honest, and I never gave it much thought. But I realized that I have been partaking in a joke that I never actually got.
I had a good connection with them, and they are all really good kids, so I don’t really think that they were making fun of me.
Can someone (maybe an 8th grader) explain this joke to me?
And how would you respond if someone calls you a goat?
EDIT: omg I am IN TEARS!!! I can’t believe they were complimenting me this whole time!!!! Thank you all for answering this question!!!!
EDIT 2: THANK YOU ALL for you responses and the awards this post got!! If those awards cost money, please can you donate that money instead to a charity that helps kids? There are so many good ones, this one in particular is one I personally recommend: Kids In Need Foundation