This is a long one, so here’s the full script:
The big news this week is that the current regime will do anything — no matter how immoral, illegal, or unprecedented — to ensure that Donald Trump remains un-PRESIDENT-ed.
Given the FBI’s complete disregard for the 4th Amendment, Trump has filed a lawsuit against the DOJ. The fake news pounced on the idea that he had the paperwork filed pro se, which was instantly disproven when his legal team filed an SDFL.
Pelosi and crew immediately reacted by filing an STFU.
After characteristically lying about having any knowledge of the raid beforehand, just like he never talks business with his son, documents have come out proving that the order came directly from the big guy himself. Agents were instructed to hold his 10% cut of whatever they swiped, particularly from Melania’s closet, because it would be nice to see Jill wear something that was designed AFTER the 1980s.
Meanwhile, just in case you aren’t completely convinced that this entirely corrupt administration is, indeed, entirely corrupt, multiple FBI whistleblowers have admitted that they were instructed to suppress the information on Hunter Biden’s laptop, which they did by getting all major social media on board. According to Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, the FBI didn’t even have to threaten them, just wink and show their ankles. By outsourcing its censorship to Twitter, Facebook, and Google, the O-Clin-den cabal can pretend that it’s not wantonly violating the First Amendment.
The government-mandated censorship was intended to ensure the story had no influence on the election — a move that was, by definition, election meddling.
Since the AIDS fiasco, the most iconic purveyor of medical misinformation, draconian mandates, and Beagle puppy abuse — plus the highest-paid unelected official in history — THE SCIENCE himself, Dr. Anthony-never-got-a-single-thing-right Fauci has announced that he’s finally going to retire at 81, because no administration in the last century has had the cajones to actually fire the hack. Fauci said, QUOTE “There’s never a good time to leave, but you have to leave some time.” END QUOTE
Such words of wisdom have only been bettered by the words of Vice Asterisk Harris when she said: QUOTE, “We were talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time…and there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children.” I swear I am not making this quote up.
This will make Dr. Fauci the first Lefty to leave before they are either indicted or given the Ginsburg treatment until their corpse disintegrates on camera.
Word on the street is that he’s putting his hat in the ring for the 2024 presidential election because he’s just rich, white, ancient, and corrupt enough that Democrats and their dead ancestors will line up at the post office to mail in multiple votes for him.
On the Covid front, after going home from quarantine last week, the First Lady has tested positive yet again for the ol’ rona in yet another “breakthrough” case.
For those playing along at home, that means two people with EIGHT shots between them have gotten the ooga booga bug FOUR times in the last month.
Studies are now flowing in showing that the children whom Fauci forced to stay home and mask up for two years now have significantly lower IQs. If you wonder how much it affects the intellect of adults, keep in mind that all federal government employees, including the Child Groomer in Chief, are still CURRENTLY under mask mandates.
Even prominent TV doctor and CNN pun dit, Leana Wen, who was once militant about lockdowns, masking, and punishing the unvaxxed, now admits the draconian mandates harmed her own children so much that she’s become less of a judgmental tyrant. Wen is a shining example proving that when someone says, “the science is settled,” then switches to, “the science has changed” when it favors them, it means, much like Tony Baloney Fascist Fauci, they don’t know — or care — what science is.
Speaking of misinformation, misdirection, and unleashing horrible things on the world: The Chinese government has generously offered to help Americans with their elections.
I swear I’m not making this up.
CCP data mining platform, TikTok, has launched an in-app US midterms Elections Center, which will provide users all the information they need to register and vote, and of course WHOM to vote for — all in more than 40 languages.
… because nothing says American like not being able to communicate with each other.
TikTok will aggressively monitor for what they deem “misinformation,” which of course does not include announcing you’re one of the 67 new made-up genders.
Reuters has served up another steaming pile of a hit piece, citing BitChute and Odysee as sites that, QUOTE “thrive on misinformation and hate,” END QUOTE — which are totally unlike mainstream, government-controlled sites like Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook that peddle a steady stream of Russian collusion and allow users to call Republicans maggots, racists, and Nazis.
Since we’re on the topic of the carefully curated propaganda mills, Twitter is being taken down — not by eccentric billionaires willing to buy them out and make them better — but by its own executives.
Formerly the head of Twitter security, whistleblower Peiter Zatko sent reports to both Congress and federal agencies to warn that Twitter collects massive amounts of user data that it doesn’t actually protect. Zatko alleges that leadership misled its own board and government regulators about security vulnerabilities — including those that would allow foreign hacking, spying, and disinformation operations, like the entire Harris/Biden campaign.
Zatko also claims that Twitter holds on to users’ data even after they fully delete their accounts, and then lies to regulators when asked about it. He went on to confirm that Twitter execs don’t have the foggiest notion of how many bots are on the platform, but they do know that every one of them voted in the last election.
The mother of all propaganda, Apple, has announced that it will be moving some of its production of the Apple iPhone-14 from China and making more of its products in India, not because they oppose China’s use of child slave labor and genocidal tendancies, but because they need to diversify their supply chain so they can retail many more thousand-dollar social control devices that cost them pennies to make.
…because coupling with TWO genocidal slave-holding nations at the top of the pollution index is far better than actually saving all that carbon emission and human rights crises by creating jobs at home.
While we’re discussing dystopian hell-holes, shocking video is spreading of yet another flash mob looting a convenience store in the great Communist Republic of California. Of course, the media is not allowed to talk about why this lawlessness is occurring only in districts with Soros-funded prosecutors who refuse to do the single thing that their title entails.
Owners reported total losses, citing that the only things left behind were scratch lottery tickets, condoms, and Father’s Day cards.
Since panic over restrictions on infanticide, lying about Ukraine, and raiding the evil orange man’s house didn’t help to get the current regime’s approval ratings out of the lower third, King Brandon committed the ultimate Hail Mary by illegally executive-signing forgiveness of up to $20,000 in student loans. Pandering Democrats are depending on the fact that their liberal colleges have churned out students too stupid to realize that they’re going to spend the rest of their lives, their children’s lives, and their grandchildren’s lives paying it back anyway via skyrocketing interest, inflation, and taxes.
As if all that weren’t enough, Emperor Silver Alert called half the nation “semi-facists,” which must be part of his great Unite America plan that he campaigned on from his basement.
He also promised to sic his 180,000 armed IRS agents on any small business owners who were bankrupted by two years of government forced lockdowns and disagree with now having to pay the loans for Kool-aid-colored-hair gender studies doctorates, because stealing money from people who DO all the work and giving it to people who WON’T work is totally **NOT** fascist.