Welcome to the show.
The Ooga Booga Bug still has us by the, uh, throats, but that won’t stop us from giving you another evening of high-quality entertainment! Welcome to CounterCutureWISE
Current Events
Puerto Rico is 100% without power as Hurricane Fiona touches down
The assault on Martha’s Vineyard continues
Alan Alda, Mike Farrell mark 50th anniversary of ‘MASH’
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful –
‘Unpatriotic’ raccoons repeatedly invade official’s home, poop on flag
Google mistakenly deposits $249,999 into security expert’s account
Why one Alabama town erects monuments to the boll weevil
Bear wanders onto Colorado State University campus, climbs tree
Arizona shop’s 266 milkshake flavors earn Guinness World Record
More wonderful than weird:
Golden retriever missing for 3 months found by Colorado officers doing drone training
I like this sheriff
Brevard sheriff slams accused animal abuser
Missing cat returns home, rings doorbell in New York
The Meanderthals
A classic from thr vaults.
Welcome to the New World Order
Gavin Newsom Signs California Social Media Censorship Bill into Law
Facebook Bans Holocaust Film for Violating Race Policy
Biden Administration Claims It Has Taken ‘Unprecedented Action’ to Secure Border
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
News of the Wonderfuller
Jeep Brings World’s Largest Rubber Duck To Detroit Auto Show To Celebrate ‘Ducking’ Movement
If you’ve never seen this, you owe it to yourself:
The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
Denver airport has the world’s largest animal therapy program
Florida Man
Florida Man Charged With Stealing Nearly $200K From A Local McDonald’s
Florida Man Takes Date On Police Chase
Florida man arrested after toddlers found wandering half-naked in Walmart parking lot
Florida man to pay $128 million in health care fraud guilty plea
End Note:
Safari Park Worker is Best Friends With Lion That He’s Cuddled and Pa