Welcome to the show.

The left has Yet Another Meltdown over Kanye West. We celebrate the life and career of Loretta Lynn. Plus of course, we have News of the Weird and Wonderful, Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, and so very much more!

Current Events

RIP Loretta Lynn 

 

Judy Tenuta passes

 

White lives don’t matter

Ye kicked off Instagram following feud sparked by ‘White Lives Matter’ t-shirt, he says: ‘Look at this’

 

Howard Stern went from bully to pussy

Germaphobe Howard Stern leaves ‘bunker’ to dine with pals for first time since 2020

 

Nick Rekieta banned from YouTube due to trans bully who poisons children

Popular LawTuber Nick Rekieta’s YouTube Channel Is Deleted After Mass Flagging

 

Undaunted by DeSantis, immigrant workers are heading to Florida to help with hurricane cleanup

 

Oh, no!

Chile’s Easter Island ‘Moai’ statues face irreparable damage after wildfire

This week on ColorMeSurprised.com

Vegans and vegetarians depressed twice as often as meat-eaters: new study

 

Because EWW.

Woman who hasn’t cut her nails in 22 YEARS details her struggles

Slumlord University

Our instructoe takes us to an apartment on the verge of rent-readiness to teach the wonders of paint.

News of the Weird and Wonderful

More weird than wonderful

Mum left ‘horrified’ after cat comes home with anal beads in its mouth

 

Giant nope from me

Woman Has Shared Her Home With A Giant Spider For The Past Year

 

More wonderful than weird:

Kitten stranded on bench during hurricane rescued by awesome news crew

 

The Endurance (Jim may bust out in the Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald)

The Endurance Shipwreck, Lost for 100 Years is Finally Found, 10,000-ft Below the Ice

 

Ms. Shackleton’s Café Boat Becomes First in 100 Years to be Christened ‘Endurance’ After Government Heard Her Surname

Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!

Chuck is back with more news that is too true to be sane.

Welcome to the New World Order

California loves criminals, illegals, and bad cops

47 Alameda County Sheriff deputies get ‘unsatisfactory’ on psych evaluations; relieved of duties

 

This is moronic. You can’t CHOOSE to disfigure or defile YOURSELF and then demand ppl accept it.
New law proposed to prevent discrimination against people with tattoos in New York City

 

Of course he did.

First Openly Trans US Army Officer and Wife Arrested in Plot to Give Medical Records to Russia

 

NYC judge rules polyamorous unions entitled to same legal protections as 2-person relationships

 

New PayPal Policy Permits Company to Fine Users $2,500 for ‘Misinformation’

PayPal Pulls Back, Says It Won’t Fine Customers $2,500 for ‘Misinformation’ after Backlash

This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things

Texas mom warns ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ will ‘unleash hell on your kids’

 

Bitter dad caught PEEING on ex-wife’s grave every morning after 48-year grudge

 

Family brawl that erupted over cheese-in-a-can ends in tasering and arrest

Met Police quietly lower speed limit threshold by 1mph, triggering surge in fines

New Orleans Democrat mayor admits living rent-free in luxury $3,000-a-month taxpayer-funded apartment

 

Dog-lover spends three days in hospital after daughter’s chihuahua ‘Belle’ defecated on her FACE while she slept with her mouth open

I’m not anti-hunting, but the bragging is over the top. She makes us all look bad.

Montana woman Amber Rose kills, skins husky after mistaking it for wolf

 

News of the Wonderfuller

Connecticut State Police trooper consoles veteran contemplating suicide in bodycam footage

 

This *almost* redeems him for being a sellout to China. Almost.

John Cena Smashes Guinness World Record – Granting 650 Wishes for Sick Children

 

Whatever this cat is on, we’re going to give it to Max.

Owner Got A Cat In 1988, Did Not Expect To Throw Him A Birthday Party 30 Years Later, Making Him The Oldest Cat In The World