Welcome to the show.
The left has Yet Another Meltdown over Kanye West. We celebrate the life and career of Loretta Lynn. Plus of course, we have News of the Weird and Wonderful, Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, and so very much more!
Current Events
White lives don’t matter
Howard Stern went from bully to pussy
Germaphobe Howard Stern leaves ‘bunker’ to dine with pals for first time since 2020
Nick Rekieta banned from YouTube due to trans bully who poisons children
Popular LawTuber Nick Rekieta’s YouTube Channel Is Deleted After Mass Flagging
Undaunted by DeSantis, immigrant workers are heading to Florida to help with hurricane cleanup
Oh, no!
Chile’s Easter Island ‘Moai’ statues face irreparable damage after wildfire
This week on ColorMeSurprised.com
Vegans and vegetarians depressed twice as often as meat-eaters: new study
Because EWW.
Woman who hasn’t cut her nails in 22 YEARS details her struggles
Slumlord University
Our instructoe takes us to an apartment on the verge of rent-readiness to teach the wonders of paint.
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
Mum left ‘horrified’ after cat comes home with anal beads in its mouth
Giant nope from me
Woman Has Shared Her Home With A Giant Spider For The Past Year
More wonderful than weird:
Kitten stranded on bench during hurricane rescued by awesome news crew
The Endurance (Jim may bust out in the Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald)
The Endurance Shipwreck, Lost for 100 Years is Finally Found, 10,000-ft Below the Ice
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Chuck is back with more news that is too true to be sane.
Welcome to the New World Order
California loves criminals, illegals, and bad cops
47 Alameda County Sheriff deputies get ‘unsatisfactory’ on psych evaluations; relieved of duties
This is moronic. You can’t CHOOSE to disfigure or defile YOURSELF and then demand ppl accept it.
New law proposed to prevent discrimination against people with tattoos in New York City
Of course he did.
First Openly Trans US Army Officer and Wife Arrested in Plot to Give Medical Records to Russia
NYC judge rules polyamorous unions entitled to same legal protections as 2-person relationships
New PayPal Policy Permits Company to Fine Users $2,500 for ‘Misinformation’
PayPal Pulls Back, Says It Won’t Fine Customers $2,500 for ‘Misinformation’ after Backlash
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
Texas mom warns ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ will ‘unleash hell on your kids’
Bitter dad caught PEEING on ex-wife’s grave every morning after 48-year grudge
Family brawl that erupted over cheese-in-a-can ends in tasering and arrest
Met Police quietly lower speed limit threshold by 1mph, triggering surge in fines
I’m not anti-hunting, but the bragging is over the top. She makes us all look bad.
Montana woman Amber Rose kills, skins husky after mistaking it for wolf
News of the Wonderfuller
Connecticut State Police trooper consoles veteran contemplating suicide in bodycam footage
This *almost* redeems him for being a sellout to China. Almost.
John Cena Smashes Guinness World Record – Granting 650 Wishes for Sick Children
Whatever this cat is on, we’re going to give it to Max.