Welcome to the show.

Facebook bestowed the “Satire Page” label on us! I’m so honored!

We hit the algorithm for another minute on ScrewTube!


Sweet Chicken Biscuits! Twitter is free!

The salt flows…

Twitter Employees Protest Elon Musk’s Plan to Fire 75% of Workforce


This week on

Test scores show historic COVID setbacks for kids across US


News of the Weird and Wonderful

More weird than wonderful

You might have Crohn’s disease, rheumatoid arthritis or lupus because your ancestor survived the Black Death, study says

Isn’t the whole point of wearing them to bring things into focus?

Doctor Removes 23 Contact Lenses From Woman’s Eye

Some Guy Registered His Beer As an Emotional Support Animal

Photos Showing Victorians Painstakingly Rebuilding Stonehenge in 1901 Are Rewriting the Guidebooks

Mythbusted: Goldfish Have Great Memories and Are Even Used as a Model Species of Fish Cognition

More wonderful than weird:

Wish we could plant a tree to commemorate Biden going to a home…but this is good for now.

50-Year White House Groundskeeper is Surprised With Elm Tree Planted To Honor Him For 200 Years

Dad Makes Epic Halloween Yard With Giant Spider and Horror Movie to Raise Thousands For Local Hospice 


Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening

Chuck lays down the bare facts. They ain’t pretty.


Welcome to the New Abnormal

LOL, we’re so fat and woke that we can’t build an army

The U.S. Army is struggling to find the recruits its needs to win the fight over the future


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This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things

eBay bans listing described as ‘Jeffrey Dahmer costumes’ that resemble items worn by serial killer

‘Filthy’ zoo refuses to release ‘world’s saddest gorilla’ for less than $780K

At terrifying zoo, humans imprisoned while lions roam free

This is what happens when you defund the police. (Also, it’s CA, so notably dumb)

Off-duty officer cleaning gun mistakenly shoots self, kills bystander


Florida Man


Witnesses: argument over karaoke at Cutler Bay sports bar leads to shooting sending 3 to hospital; gunmen still at large

Florida Man does exactly what you’d expect him to do when his speeding Camero is spotted by cops

Camaro driver speeds away from officer, crashes, dies at hospital

Alleged wallet-snatcher swims into Tampa Bay to avoid arrest

Geesh, could this “news” writer be more biased?

Attorney who fought Florida helmet laws died in motorcycle crash while not wearing one


News of the Wonderfuller

Incredible Birth of Endangered Baby Rhino is Captured on Zoo’s Cameras, and Galloping Within Minutes

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