This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things – Extra Boozy Edition

Welcome to the show.

House passes bill to ban oil sales to China

News of the Weird and Wonderful

More weird than wonderful

Man breaks into home, takes fully-clothed bath

More wonderful than weird:

28 People Form Human Chain To Rescue Dolphin From Creek

Dad Tries To Leave Family Group Chat, Sends Hilarious ‘Goodbye’ Message

Definitely not *OUR* maintenance guys…

Maintenance men played heroic role during Moline apartment fire


Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!

Chuck sacrifices more of his sanity to gove you the real news. (All jesting aside, these stories are ALL real. We have links to every story. No, really,)

This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things – Boozy Edition


7-Eleven staff suspended after cleaning microwave oven with mop


Could have been worse…

Iowa grants new license to Des Moines hotel where inspectors found ‘sex toy’ in microwave


Tiktok Sparks Debate About Whether To Tip Robotic Bartender


Looks they tipped this one TOO much

Houseboat weighed down by cans of Carling sinks


Hopefully, they’ll avoid this tip altogether

People gobsmacked as hotel charges guests £41 just for opening mini fridge


Woman sues bar — after getting so drunk she blew up $10M home


Ghost Bike Memorializing Hit-and-Run Victim at 38th and Sheridan Keeps Getting Run Over


Fentanyl, cocaine sent to Green Bay police chief


Bungling crooks fail to smash open an ATM after dragging it from a gas station convenience store and ramming it repeatedly with their Jeep Cherokee for FIVE minutes – before finally giving up


The Half Moon Bay shooting was prompted by a $100 repair bill, local prosecutor says


Raccoon gets frozen to railway track by its testicles

Phyne Print Phrytzie, Part Two

More disclaimers from the Cuddly Queen of Speed Talking!


News of the Wonderfuller

Famed ‘Sound of Music’ von Trapp family developing TV drama


100-Year-Old Veteran Shares His Passion For Reading With Kids At His Local Elementary School

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