Welcome to the show.
House passes bill to ban oil sales to China
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
Man breaks into home, takes fully-clothed bath
More wonderful than weird:
28 People Form Human Chain To Rescue Dolphin From Creek
Dad Tries To Leave Family Group Chat, Sends Hilarious ‘Goodbye’ Message
Definitely not *OUR* maintenance guys…
Maintenance men played heroic role during Moline apartment fire
Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Chuck sacrifices more of his sanity to gove you the real news. (All jesting aside, these stories are ALL real. We have links to every story. No, really,)
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things – Boozy Edition
7-Eleven staff suspended after cleaning microwave oven with mop
Could have been worse…
Iowa grants new license to Des Moines hotel where inspectors found ‘sex toy’ in microwave
Tiktok Sparks Debate About Whether To Tip Robotic Bartender
Looks they tipped this one TOO much
Houseboat weighed down by cans of Carling sinks
Hopefully, they’ll avoid this tip altogether
People gobsmacked as hotel charges guests £41 just for opening mini fridge
Woman sues bar — after getting so drunk she blew up $10M home
Ghost Bike Memorializing Hit-and-Run Victim at 38th and Sheridan Keeps Getting Run Over
Fentanyl, cocaine sent to Green Bay police chief
The Half Moon Bay shooting was prompted by a $100 repair bill, local prosecutor says
Raccoon gets frozen to railway track by its testicles
Phyne Print Phrytzie, Part Two
More disclaimers from the Cuddly Queen of Speed Talking!
News of the Wonderfuller
Famed ‘Sound of Music’ von Trapp family developing TV drama
100-Year-Old Veteran Shares His Passion For Reading With Kids At His Local Elementary School