Welcome to the show.
Happy 68th Birthday Bruce Willis!
Yet another one.
UBS is buying Credit Suisse in bid to halt banking crisis
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
Showing its true stripes
Zebra attacks owner at Ohio home before it’s shot dead by sheriff’s deputy
Florida Shark!
Family visiting Fort Lauderdale hook great white off coast
More wonderful than weird:
What took so danged long?
FCC Orders Mobile Service Providers To Block Scam Text Messages
‘I Can And I Will’: Man Born With No Legs And One Arm Is Going Viral On TikTok
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
‘The View’ hosts crack up after Whoopi Goldberg appears to pass ‘gas’ on-air
Ford applies for patent that allows cars to self-repossess
Humming vibrator in Pacifica apartment tower sent 25 residents ‘insane’
Guy Embezzles Cool $9 Million From Poop-to-Energy Ponzi Scheme
Woman driving with bad brakes sentenced for killing Pa. firefighter in crash
‘Horrifying’ flight diverted as some passengers vomit in 9-hour ordeal, travelers say
Teacher finds Houston home demolished right before moving in: KTRK
Holy Crap!
Chuck gives us more tales too crazy to be fales.
Welcome to the New Abnormal
Transgender Programmer Designs Game About Slaughtering Women Critical of Gender Ideology
Catholic high school student arrested after suspension for opposing transgender ideology
Prepare for Jimbo snaps
James Bond Novels Edited to Remove Racist Content
The Press Conference Sketch
In which America’s Favorite Diversity Hire tells the truth. Finally.
News of the Wonderfuller
New York landlord becomes legal guardian of 93-year-old Holocaust survivor: ‘She had no one else’