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Happy Easter! As we cekebrate the most important event in human history, we want you to know that we love all of you for supporting us. We appreciate you so much! Tonight we discuss shenanigans in Austin, another episode of Get Woke, Get Broke, and all of the segments you know and love!
This man should be getting a medal for taking out a terrorist. He should never have been brought to trial.
Texas governor seeks pardon of man convicted of murder in Black Lives Matter shooting
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
Australian creates world’s widest wig, measuring more than 8 feet across/
Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs Of Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read The Website
More wonderful than weird
New Orleans East teens make ‘impossible’ mathematical discovery unproven for 2,000 years
Stranded giant octopus rescued by quick-thinking Canadian girl
4-year-old boy becomes youngest person to publish a book
This Couple Filmed Their Wedding Day Just Like An Episode Of ‘The Office’
The Legend of Bob the Disciple
We bring back an old favorite just for Easter.
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
Man Charged With In-Flight Assault After Attempted Escape From Gassy Airline Passenger
New Mexico officers kill homeowner in exchange of gunfire while responding to wrong address
Welcome to the Communist Socialist Republic of New York
New York court convicts Florida man and far-right influencer known as Ricky Vaughn for conspiring to deprive Clinton supporters of their right to vote in the 2016 election
Society is doomed.
TikToker Alex Bodger faces backlash for selfie near Canadian dad slain at Starbucks
Snopes.com had to debunk a story from The Onion because people on the Internet are amazingly stupid
Chuck has more head-shakers.
News of the Wonderfuller
The most wonderful story ever told
Now Mary stood outside the tomb crying. As she wept, she bent over to look into the tomb and saw two angels in white, seated where Jesus’ body had been, one at the head and the other at the foot. They asked her, “Woman, why are you crying?” “They have taken my Lord away,” she said, “and I don’t know where they have put him.” At this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus. He asked her, “Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?” Thinking he was the gardener, she said, “Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him.” Jesus said to her, “Mary.” She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, “Rabboni!” (which means “Teacher”). Jesus said, “Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’ ” Mary Magdalene went to the disciples with the news: “I have seen the Lord!” And she told them that he had said these things to her.