Welcome to the show.
Megan Rapinoe goes bye bye, We salute Paul Reubens, and Max apparently has an announcement to make. All that, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and new abnormal.
Her team loses, and her owen country cheers. Bye.
So long Megan Whatsername.
“I’M NOT SORRY I TOOK THE MONEY!”
RIP Paul Reubens
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
A zoo in China insists this is a bear, not a man in a bear suit
Crabs against the manatees
Creatures are piling on beaches for awkward reason, Florida cops say. ‘Don’t call us’
He’s going big.
More wonderful than weird
Coors Steps Up the Plate, Shows Bud Light How To Make A Commercial
College Students Troll The Living Hell Out Of Woke Gender Survey
Even More Winning
Company lists job ad for ‘non-woke’ employee
Wins All Around
Elon Musk says X will fund legal bills if users treated unfairly by bosses
Welcome to the New Abnormal
What happens when you take your freedoms for granted.
Vending and Expressive Activity
SDUPD Code Section 8.05
86ed! NYC to begin banning ketchup, napkins in takeout orders
Truth hursts, don’t it?
Christian councilor suspended after tweeting ‘Pride is not a virtue but a sin’
Uglier Than Before!
Dr. Martens advertises shoes featuring illustration of trans person with double mastectomy scars: ‘Inspired by the queer community’
Be vewwy vewwy quiet…
Microsoft Quietly Installs MANDATORY AI Systems in All Windows Machines To Spy on Users
News of the Wonderfuller
Officer takes in abandoned kitten thrown from vehicle