Written by Mélanie Hope / Performed by James Moniz
Audio/Video editing by StormKatt Productions
The big news this week is that Nestlé US has had to recall their chocolate chip cookie dough bars because of the presence of wood chips.
You’d think they would have learned their lesson after having to recall a different cookie dough product last October because of the “potential presence of white plastic pieces.”
Nestlé says that they are working closely with the FDA, but this reporter feels that perhaps they aren’t working closely enough.
The nanosecond Donald Trump got subpoena power for the January 6 hearings he’s facing, massive amounts of the collected evidence by the witch hunting… I mean, J6… committee magically disappeared.
No. I solemnly swear, I am not making this up.
Now that Democrats know they can get away with just saying “oopsie,” for everything from hiding secret documents in their garage, to doing blow in the West Wing, to drowning hookers and chefs, they don’t even bother to destroy evidence old-school Hillary style like with Bleachbit or hammers.
Crypto scammer Sam Bankman-Fried couldn’t keep his big yap shut long enough to stay out of jail and was popped back in on Friday for trying to tamper with witnesses. The prince of a guy sent private texts to the New York Times in an effort to ruin his ex-girlfriend’s reputation so that her testimony against him would be questioned.
The good news, for Fried, anyway, is that he gets to go to rich man’s prison, so instead of enjoying the California sunshine on house arrest, he’ll be hanging by the pool or the tennis courts with the likes of Gislaine Maxwell.
Since raising gas prices, increasing inflation, funding a war with Russia, and prosecuting his opponents hasn’t helped Old Joe’s campaign as much as he hoped it would, Biden is trying a new tactic: pretending that he can tell companies to lower their PRICES and not charge extra fees and they’ll just do it on his say-so, because making a profit is so 2016.
The current regime is stealing and then spending literally TRILLIONS of your hard-earned dollars so that they can raise prices to save you money. Even Biden himself says that the “Inflation Reduction Act,” which was so-named because it funnels tax money into several pet projects and doesn’t do a thing to reduce inflation — isn’t working, and that’s how Bidenomics works.
But, hey, at least Vegas will have to rename their resort fees.