Intro
This week in crappy journalism — let’s bury the lead as deep as possible
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
Man who escaped Oregon mental health hospital while shackled found stuck in muddy pond
‘Wherever I May Roam’: Metal-loving dog sneaks out to attend Metallica concert
More wonderful than weird
Too late for me, but this is nice
Texas becomes latest state to eliminate tax on menstrual, baby products
A Gharial Miracle: Fort Worth Zoo Makes History With Endangered Crocodile Births
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CCW Labs present WHATCHAGOT!
Holy Crap
Biden’s vacation addiction, The Failure Force Five, and more.
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
Going to Burning Man? Climate, anti-capitalist activists block traffic into festival
Maybe the climate nuts had a point…
Burning Man flooding strands thousands in Nevada; authorities investigate 1 death
Ecologically superior…
Hurricane Idalia: Electric vehicles catch fire in Florida after being exposed to saltwater
Yikes!
More eye drops recalled as FDA warns of ‘life-threatening infection’
…Justice?
Man jailed for raping masked intruder in home
Max in the Trump Spite Zone
Our newest sketch, featuring everyone’s favorite tabby.
Welcome to the New Abnormal
I love the smell of fascism in the morning
Trump should be kept off the ballot
Morons are teaching your kids
12-year-old boy booted from class over Gadsden flag patch on backpack
Update:
The Gadsden Flag Kid Just Secured Total Victory