And now, CCW News presents: Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening!
Unconstitutional Edition, September 11, 2023
I’m Chuck U. Farley
The big news this week is that Democrats have completely given up trying to hide that they never gave two freedom-hater’s hoots about the Constitution. First up is the state you’d expect it most from, The Caca Confederacy of California.
The state had already trampled all over the second amendment with the Unsafe Handgun Act, the eighth amendment with sending rapists to women’s prisons, and now they’re going hard after the first.
SB 596 is aimed to silence parents at school board meetings where they have been protesting curriculum intent on grooming their children. Multiple parents have been removed from the proceedings due to offending the adults that make up the school board by reading out loud the pornographic materials the board meant for their children to read.
AB 587 requires social media companies to report its users to the Attorney General should they commit any thought crimes on the platforms. Platform owners will be fined if the AG feels they did not sufficiently silence said offenders for any of the following malleable terms:
Hate speech or racism
Extremism or radicalization
Disinformation or misinformation
Foreign political interference
Elon Musk has filed a suit against the state, mainly because, in order to comply, he would have to completely ban the DNC, most of Hollywood, and every major news channel.
On to New Mexico, Governor Grisham is using her failure to prosecute criminals as an excuse to revoke the Second Amendment from law abiding citizens — but don’t worry, she says that it’s only temporary — like many other government overreaches such as the TSA, Social Security, or mask mandates.
Democrats are so desperate to try to make trespassing a terrorist act that now they’re throwing the book at people who even TALK about it after the fact.
Enrique Tarrio wasn’t anywhere near the city that fateful day, yet he has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for saying things they don’t like and once leading an organization that a few January sixth protesters belonged to.
Owen Shroyer never went into the building, and even shouted from a bullhorn NOT to enter, but had to plead guilty to trespassing charges, even though he literally had a permit to be there.
Now Shroyer is facing 120 days in jail for speech crimes after the fact because Democrats don’t like how often his boss, Alex Jones, is right.
Meanwhile, terrorists who burn down police stations, businesses, and historical churches are PAID by the government to do so.
I swear, I am not making any of this up.
It looks like many of the bogus charges against President Trump have actually been judged as bogus and may be thrown out. Besides the poetic license that Jack Smith employed, using non-legal inflammatory terms throughout such as “false,” “fake,” and “sham,” the charges included using a particular emoji and magically giving false testimony to Federal agents who never even spoke to him.
Meanwhile, Georgia’s prosecutor Fani’s fanny is hopefully in hot water for withholding evidence that completely absolves every person on her ridiculous list of the ridiculous conspiracy charges she’s ridiculously charging them with. This reporter is not holding his breath.
The Biden regime has decided the sanctuary cities that SAY they welcome illegal immigrants, but don’t want them to actually GO there, should no longer have to accept what they say they want from states that can’t sustain the influx from the wide-open borders. In an effort to quiet the whining of New York City’s mayor Eric Adams, who says the thousands of border-crashers will destroy his gigantic, wealthy city, but small, poor border towns like San Antonio and El Paso can go screw themselves, the Federal Government is now considering using ankle monitors to force migrants to stay in Texas until it gets around to processing them, if ever.
I swear. I am not making this up.
King Brandon’s hot war is getting hotter as he continues to send billions of US taxpayers’ dollars to Ukraine instead of spending it on silly things like disaster relief in Maui or Florida. In fact, FEMA’s coffers are so low that they’ve had to start restricting resources and abandoning rebuilding projects, all while we continuously supply cash, arms, and soldiers to a country that most of said taxpayers still can’t find on a map.
The continued conflict has sent Russia into the arms of China for oil trade and into the oil of North Korea for arms trade. Russia and China have been staging wink-wink “military exercises” together in the Sea of Japan, while little rocket man is back to testing his nukes.
But, hey, no mean tweets, am I right?
While the Biden cabal is busy creating money out of thin air, NASA has managed to turn money INTO thin air. The Mars-based, toaster-sized device, aptly named MOXIE, took three years to successfully create enough oxygen for a small dog to breathe for 10 whole hours.
To our knowledge, no astro-Chihuahuas are being trained at this time.
While the results may seem underwhelming, scientists say this is a huge first step towards colonizing Mars.
It’s comforting to think that someday we will be able to say, “stop the world, I want to get off,” and actually have somewhere to go, besides Texas.
For CCW News, this has been Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.
I’m Chuck U. Farley.
Good night, and may God help us.