Tonight we dance the Pirola, visit Nargles University, and enjoy the New Adventures of Blunder Woman!
All this, plus, news of the weird, wonderful, and wicked.
BEWARE!!! The new variant has arrived. Be afraid! Lean on the government. Trust the Science. Give up your freedoms. Give in to Socialism. Only you can prevent the damage of the (dum dum dum…) Pirola strain!!
Pirola Covid strain: What are the symptoms of the new variant?
TDSer of the Week
Whoo, doggy, what a ratio!
Kari Lake ‘Surprised’ by Blistering Attack From Original Wonder Woman
News of the Weird and Wonderful
More weird than wonderful
Fetterman got permission to dress like a 10-year-old slob in the Capitol, so he grew a pornstash to celebrate
Sen. John Fetterman says he’ll ‘save democracy’ by wearing a suit if House GOP avoids shutdown
Tropical flamingos visit Lake Michigan beach
More wonderful than weird
Crocodiles save dog?
Officer Rips Off Vest, Sprints Into Water To Save TWO Swimmers In Rip Current
Oklahoma Zoo Forecasts ‘Cloudy with a chance of cute’ After Rare Clouded Leopard Kitten Born
Presenting: Nargles University!
Let Nargles U make your dreams come true.
This is Why we Can’t Have Nice things
Tourist Slammed for Smooching Copenhagen’s Little Mermaid Statue
Roe v. Wade Case Documents Fetch Over $600K at Auction
A Black Texas student sues after he was suspended over his hairstyle
Kraft Heinz is recalling some American cheese slices because the wrappers could pose choking hazard
We lose an $80M aircraft, Howard Stern clutches his pearls, and so much less. 🙂
Welcome to the New Abnormal
We’re not interested in white, abled-bodied stories, woke literary agents tell aspiring authors
Biden says he “might die” before Hunter’s legal issues are settled
An alligator was spotted at this Florida park. Something about it was ‘disturbing’
Chaos erupts as groups of brawling students pile up in hall of Florida high school
Florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel
Florida man, 71, naked from the waist down, arrested for looking in woman’s bathroom window
News of the Wonderfuller
Jimmy Carter makes rare public appearance, days before his birthday and 7 months after starting hospice
Man Names Child After Teen Who Asked Him A Simple Question