While Hamas continues to pummel both Israel and US troops, the wheezer in Chief swore that if they didn’t let up, he’d retaliate with the ferocity of a sternly worded letter. If that.
Meanwhile all three leaders of Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Israeli Jihad met in Beirut. In a Four Seasons hotel. All in one place at once.
No, I swear I am not making this up. The three most wanted terrorist leaders had a powwow in plain sight, and the only thing they were shot with was media cameras.
Congress was finally able to vote in a new Speaker of the House. Louisiana Representative Mike Johnson was voted in unanimously by Republicans, garning a collective public outcry of “Who is Mike Johnson?” Once the Democrats figured out that he is a Christian, they immediately labeled him as a racist homophobe. When they found out that he and his wife took in and raised a troubled black teen decades ago, they decried that he isn’t in any current family photos. Michael, who is now 40 and has a family of his own, is doing just fine, no thanks to Democrats, and he’s happy being a successful man without the burden of tokenism the Left wants to inflict upon him. This, of course, made Democrats hate Speaker Johnson even more, which kinda makes the rest of us like him.
As if it weren’t dystopian enough to see mobs of college students throughout the US calling for the extermination of the Jews, The New York Times hired an actual Hitler worshiper to cover the war in Israel.
No. I solemnly swear I am not making this up.
In other news you won’t see on the mainstream: Pharma god Pfizer, which literally made billions as the Biden totalitarian regime force-injected government employees and armed service members with vaccines that didn’t vaccinate against anything, used a combination of delayed reporting and outright coverups to hide the fact that test subjects who got their jab sustained near FOUR TIMES more cardiac deaths than the general population. According to the International Journal of Vaccine Theory, Practice, and Research, your tax dollars paid for the corporate darling to cover up nearly 80% of the deaths caused by their product, and that was just during testing. This reporter wonders how many they’re covering up for now.
The state of Oregon has learned that its students are so dumb that they can’t read, write, or do basic math, so they voted unanimously that learning how to do so will no longer be required to graduate … because now it’s racist to actually learn anything at all.
Even though presidential candidate RFK has had his life threatened multiple times, the Marxist weaponized DOJ still refuse him the Secret Service protection afforded to all other candidates, including the Cabbage in Chief’s former boss, Obama — because, if there’s one thing the USA can count on, it’s the CIA gunning for a Kennedy.
For CCW News, this has been Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.
I’m Chuck U. Farley.
Good night, and may God help us.