Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening! Scary but True Edition, All Hallow’s Eve, 2023


While Hamas continues to pummel both Israel and US troops, the wheezer in Chief swore that if they didn’t let up, he’d retaliate with the ferocity of a sternly worded letter. If that.

Meanwhile all three leaders of Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Israeli Jihad met in Beirut. In a Four Seasons hotel. All in one place at once.

No, I swear I am not making this up. The three most wanted terrorist leaders had a powwow in plain sight, and the only thing they were shot with was media cameras.

Heads of Hamas, Hezbollah and Islamic Jihad meet as queen of Jordan rips ‘glaring double standard’ of West



Congress was finally able to vote in a new Speaker of the House. Louisiana Representative Mike Johnson was voted in unanimously by Republicans, garning a collective public outcry of “Who is Mike Johnson?” Once the Democrats figured out that he is a Christian, they immediately labeled him as a racist homophobe. When they found out that he and his wife took in and raised a troubled black teen decades ago, they decried that he isn’t in any current family photos. Michael, who is now 40 and has a family of his own, is doing just fine, no thanks to Democrats, and he’s happy being a successful man without the burden of tokenism the Left wants to inflict upon him. This, of course, made Democrats hate Speaker Johnson even more, which kinda makes the rest of us like him.


Johnson Elected Speaker of the House, Ending Weeks of Chaos

What’s Up With Speaker Mike Johnson’s Black Son?




As if it weren’t dystopian enough to see mobs of college students throughout the US calling for the extermination of the Jews, The New York Times hired an actual Hitler worshiper to cover the war in Israel.

No. I solemnly swear I am not making this up.

‘How great you are, Hitler,’ posts journalist rehired by the New York Times

NYT rehires Hitler-praising Soliman Hijjy to cover Israel-Hamas war



In other news you won’t see on the mainstream: Pharma god Pfizer, which literally made billions as the Biden totalitarian regime force-injected government employees and armed service members with vaccines that didn’t vaccinate against anything, used a combination of delayed reporting and outright coverups to hide the fact that test subjects who got their jab sustained near FOUR TIMES more cardiac deaths than the general population. According to the International Journal of Vaccine Theory, Practice, and Research, your tax dollars paid for the corporate darling to cover up nearly 80% of the deaths caused by their product, and that was just during testing. This reporter wonders how many they’re covering up for now.


Forensic Analysis of  the 38 Subject Deaths in the 6-Month Interim Report of  the Pfizer/BioNTech BNT162b2 mRNA Vaccine Clinical Trial

How Pfizer Hid Nearly 80% of COVID Vaccine Trial Deaths From Regulators

Pfizer Hid Almost 80% Of Covid Vaccine Trial Deaths From Regulators



The state of Oregon has learned that its students are so dumb that they can’t read, write, or do basic math, so they voted unanimously that learning how to do so will no longer be required to graduate … because now it’s racist to actually learn anything at all.

Oregon removes writing, reading, and math mastery from high school graduation requirements



Even though presidential candidate RFK has had his life threatened multiple times, the Marxist weaponized DOJ still refuse him the Secret Service protection afforded to all other candidates, including the Cabbage in Chief’s former boss, Obama — because, if there’s one thing the USA can count on, it’s the CIA gunning for a Kennedy.



For CCW News, this has been Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.

I’m Chuck U. Farley.

Good night, and may God help us.

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