Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening — Don’t Mess With Texas Edition, January 29, 2024


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The big news this week comes from the southern border where Texas and Washington D.C. are in a literal Mexican standoff. Thousands of truckers are on their way to lend support, along with 25 other state governors and their National Guard, to back Gregg Abbot in his efforts to ward off an invading army that in the last 30 days has literally surpassed the entire population of Delaware.

I swear, I am not making this up.

While Biden’s so-called Border Control agents wave in streams of all-male, military aged invaders for whom they make sandwiches and offer free transportation and cell phones, Abbot and crew are furiously re-re-re-installing razor wire to ward them off. Liberals are big mad that terrorists and future Democrat voters (but I repeat myself) might be thwarted from strolling over Biden’s fully open borders.

It took a man in a wheelchair to finally stand up to the Dementia Dictator. God Bless Texas.

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Arizona’s GOP Chair, Jeff DeWit, has had to call it quits after leaked audio of him openly trying to bribe Kari Lake into withdrawing from her run for senate. In it, she basically tells him where he can stick it, and that’s exactly what he has had to do.

Kari Lake calls on Arizona GOP chair to resign after reports of leaked audio

‘Betrayal’: Arizona GOP Chair Jeff DeWit resigns after recording of ‘offer’ to Kari Lake

 

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From air conditioning to farting cows, the elites at the World Economic Forum want us plebs to give up everything for them, and now they’re coming after our morning cup of Joe. While surreptitiously sipping from a cup of unknown contents, the WEF speaker, with a straight face (which is quite literally the only straight thing about him), said that coffee leads to environmental destruction.

Seriously, I am not making this up.

WEF Speaker Claims Coffee is Environmentally Destructive

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Speaking of climate change…

San Diego saw so much rain this week that SeaWorld is under water and has had to temporarily close because its fish are getting wet…which makes about as much sense as the rest of the climate change alarmism.

San Diego downpour causes flooded roads, crashes and water rescues

‘Thousand-year storm’ leaves San Diego reeling from punishing rainfall, floods

 

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On Tuesday, a federal court found that Canada’s blackface dictator’s invocation of the Emergencies Act in response to the Freedom Convoy protests two years ago QUOTE “was not justified in relation to the relevant factual and legal constraints that were required to be taken into consideration” and led to infringement of Canada’s charter of rights and freedoms.

Tyrant Trudeau’s response? The typical entitled dictator’s grin that he learned from his real daddy.

Judge rebukes Trudeau for ‘not justified’ use of Emergencies Act to break convoy

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Now that Senator Fetterman’s brain is starting to heal, he’s being accused of being a Republican for thinking straight. In fact, they are calling him a traitor for not wanting to commit genocide against the Jews.

I swear, I am not making this up.

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Meanwhile, old lunchbucket Joe is so in tune with the working man that he stole a hardhat and proceeded to wear it backwards for a photo op. Pravda, backed by Snopes and other socialist water carriers, swooped in to ensure we did not trust our lying eyes and must not say anything that would embarrass our Dearly Departed Leader, then quietly had to walk it back when Twitter allowed enough free speech to prove the fact checkers false yet  again.

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For CCW News, this has been Holy Crap, This is Actually Happening.

I’m Chuck U. Farley.

Good night, and may God help us.

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