Trump’s mugshot breaks the internet, possibly the world. Biden’s banana republic tries to take out Musk, too. Oh, and heeeeere’s lockdowns! Just in time for election interference, like the indictments weren’t enough. Biden disgraces the mainland in Maui simply by being himself. DeSantis goes full Hillary. We have an alcohol czar. No…really. Prigozhin’s totally not being tortured by the Kremlin. Totally.
Maui’s on fire, thanks to Democrats. Trump faces yet more indictments at the hands of his political opponents, because THAT’s not fascist or anything… Biden’s pretend tweets go out to his pretend supporters, he then makes another super popular trade. Seattle, buh bye. The Satanic Temple pretends they’re as relevant as their fake beliefs. Aliens invade Peru via jetpack. Musk gets called out for his censorship on what he declared a free-speech platform. Biden continues to get away with lying, treason, and child abuse.
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Nestlé’s sawdust cookies are out of this world…and off the shelves. The Trump witch hunt lost all its mojo, no, wait, that’s evidence. It lost its evidence. Sam Bankman-Fried got popped right back into jail for being even more of a jerk, if that were possible. Biden is trying to out-bet the House, but the House always wins.