
Poetry Corner — Impeach His Ass Today
They are jokes, but they weren’t joking.
They are jokes, but they weren’t joking.
Jim’s birthday week commences with our newest infotainment extravaganza! We lament the imminent shutdown of free speech, the right to self-defense, and so much more!
Also RIP Tanya Roberts-for real this time
Nursing home has COVID-19 vaccine disco party
Indiana clothing store owner moved to tears by donation from Barstool Fund
Horse Lays Head On Coffin And Gives Touching Farewell To Human Best Friend Before He’s Laid To Rest
Teen wins contest with essay about her cat, donates winnings to Ferndale Cat Shelter
So many pets have been adopted during the pandemic that shelters are running out
Innocent man, who was actually this woman’s hero, was defamed by Social Media and lost his job
Woman Says Man Bear-Hugged Her at Rally to Shield Her From Hostile Crowd
Well, he tried.
Good News: Natural Immunity to the Coronavirus May Last Years, Study Suggests
Bad News: Did you get COVID-19? You may only have 90 days to stay immune
Nancy attempts a military coup, only one outlet covers it, and they bury the lead
Dr. Birx is an elitist hack who doesn’t believe her own rhetoric
Surprise! Biden has ties to 5 major tech companies
National Teacher of the Year Suggests Mitch McConnell’s Neighbors Attack Him
World Health Organization Pledges Not to Find ‘Guilty’ Party in Probe of COVID-19 in China
Facebook Deletes 1.7 Million Member Group ‘Joe Biden Is Not My President!’
Rep. Cleaver ends opening prayer for new Congress: ‘Amen and awoman’
You can now get a citation for being the wrong person beat up by police
Wolf Zygote returns with another groovy rhyme for the modern time, baby…
Jim’s Dear John Letter to the Democratic and Republican Parties.
Florida man seen holding lectern in viral photo has been arrested
Florida man clad only in underwear stole mail, attacked homeowner, police say
Florida Woman Throws Bucket of Feces on Elderly Landlord: Deputies
Not Kidding Around: Woman Sues for Paternity Test on Goats
Clos du Bois 2018 Pinot Noir. It was just aiight. The label says it is best paired with a pork or bacon dish…uh…
A new year is (FINALLY) upon us. We look forward to giving you our best year ever! You can look forward to your old favorites returning, along with new segments and characters you will love! (Max returns soon-we promise!)
We start the show with Jim discussing some changes he has made in his life. After a brief flirtation with the Republican Party, he has decided that what are derisively referred to as RINOs are still essentially the “real” Republicans. Trump was an anomaly, and far too many Republicans have conceded defeat before all has been said and done. Not to mention most GOP politicians put party above people, and will do and say anything to keep their power over you, just like most Dems. So Bye, Felecia! He has now returned to third-party politics, this time joining the American Independent Party, the Nevada affiliate of the Constitution Party. (Melanie, of course, stays fiercely independent.)
Jim also talks briefly about his return to God, and we hear an impromptu Gospel According to Melanie.
Special thanks to our superfans and friends Nick (and Majik) Pierce, and The Dave Clark Five Minus Four for their generous and thoughtful Christmas gifts. See below for details.
CNN Activist-“Reporter” Jim Acosta Admits He Won’t Cover Biden as Aggressively as Trump
Judge Orders Pictures of White Judges Taken Down from Courtroom
Indian actor in trouble for playing Indian character with Indian accent
Communist Cuban government broadcast urges citizens to feast on rodent meat for Christmas
Even Homer Gets Mobbed. A Massachusetts school has banned The Odyssey
National Teacher of the Year Suggests Mitch McConnell’s Neighbors Attack Him
World Health Organization Pledges Not to Find ‘Guilty’ Party in Probe of COVID-19 in China
Woman blames pooch for car crash into ditch: ‘The dog was driving’
Boy, 12, identifies 39 airlines by their plane tails for Guinness record
When a canal between 2 U.P. towns froze, something magical happened
Bob Dylan’s First Original Song in Years Is a 17-Minute Epic About JFK’s Assassination
Plato was right. Earth is made, on average, of cubes
These dogs are finding feces and saving endangered wildlife
Teen from Wildfire-Hit Town Wins $250k Scholarship for Awesome Explanation of Quantum Tunneling
Meet the Mushrooms That Could Build a House
He Designed A Smartwatch App To Help Stop His Dad’s Nightmares
A homeless man rescued all the animals at a shelter after it caught on fire
Beer-holding bloke clears snow on his driveway with a flamethrower
Connecticut woman busted with scores of neglected animals, including blind owl
Bride who faked cancer to raise $11K for ‘dream’ wedding gets 5 months in prison
Vicious Squirrel Attacks Queens Community: Like ‘an MMA Cage Match.’
Florida man arrested after strapping downed light pole to car roof on highway
Transgender Woman Stabs SW Florida Man in Attempt to Steal His Wife
Florida Man Explains What Started Outrageous 2AM Pants-Off Viral Video Brawl at Wawa
La Garenne 2016 Red Blend…A yummy and mild red with a very slight and pleasant aftertaste that Matched perfectly with the Swiss Colony Brick Cheese and Garlic sausage gifted to us by Mr. and Mr. Pierce. The stopper shown here with our very own logo (and a second one with a Golden Retriever puppy) was gifted to us by Mr. Clark. We love and appreciate you so much!
Lyrics by Mélanie Hope
Sung by Jim Moniz
As this seemingly all-terrible year comes to a close, many people feel that it couldn’t come soon enough. All you have heard on the news for 365 days is bad, bad bad. It’s time we shared the good, good, good. Welcome to the CCW Annual “What Went Right” broadcast!
China bans wildlife trade nationwide in a bid to contain Wuhan virus
France to ban use of wild animals in circuses, marine parks
The Kenyan Maasai Who Once Hunted Lions Are Now Their Saviors
Little pygmy possum discovered on Kangaroo Island after fears bushfires had wiped them out
Toronto’s Oldest Tree Will No Longer Be Cut Down Thanks to Last-Minute Decision By City Council
A lonely otter at a sanctuary finds love online through a dating site built just for him
1st Patients To Get CRISPR Gene-Editing Treatment Continue To Thrive
Blind Mice Cured of Glaucoma and Damaged Eyes
McDonald’s gives an unforgettable Christmas to special family
9-Year-old Boy Asks Santa to Give His Hoverboard Away to Grieving Child Who Wanted the Same Gift
South Charleston Police Department giving out special ‘tickets’ to spread holiday cheer
Zoom lifts 40-minute limit for the holidays
50 Frontline Heroes Gifted New Cars For Going Above & Beyond To Help During Pandemic
Community Saves DC Restaurant Known for Serving Less Fortunate
Fla. Man Pays Off Utility Bills for Dozens of Struggling Families for the Second Year in a Row
Cancer Ward Sets Up Dream Wedding For Patient
This Irish Couple Built Homes for Their Employees
A third-grade teacher in Minnesota donated a kidney to her school’s custodian
One-Hundred-Twenty-Five Amazing Accomplishments of President Donald J. Trump
Struggling restaurants ban Andrew Cuomo from dining in NYC
Illegal vendors are overtaking NYC
Max helps Phrytzie land a plum job at CNN! How does it work out? Tune in for the answer!
China has made eating wild animals illegal after the coronavirus outbreak.
Only frequent church attendees avoided downward mental health trend in 2020
101-year-old WWII vet ‘elated’ by support after losing wife to COVID-19
Toy Store Owner Whose Business Went Under Donates Inventory to Charity
Bus driver who took detour so woman could visit mum in care home
Amateur codebreakers solve the Zodiac Killer’s cipher after 51 years
20 dogs brought to Miami after being saved from meat market
Superintendent declares a virtual snow day
Berry Bomb is a fine red blend with a velvety aftertaste that perfectly complemented our apple pie. Woerh it just for the front and back labels. Widely available.
We are thrilled to have Melanie’s cousin Sofia Kantola live with us from Washington State! In addition to being a wife to a great guy (Hi Rod!) and mother to 3 charming and intelligent young men, she is a founder of Kirkland-based Platefull, a non-profit working with multiple food banks in the region to fight hunger. Find out more about them here.
Traveling for Christmas? These states require a COVID-19 test before entering
Pro-Trump crowd holds rally in Taipei
Scott Adams hit by YouTube for ‘deceptive’ content
Cornell: Corona is enforced for whites only
Ohio’s Arbitrary COVID Rules Allows School Wrestling, But Not Shaking Hands Before Match
HELEN KELLER ‘ANOTHER PRIVILEGED WHITE PERSON’ … Slammed by Black Activist
Table Thrown at Alleged Monsey Attacker Turned Into Menorah Stand
Veteran Receives Furnace After His Stops Working: ‘It Can Only Be God’s Plan’
Man Pays Utility Bills for 114 Struggling Families: ‘I Want to Share What I Have’
Thief takes off with family’s driveway light bulb, leaves Christmas lights up
Porch pirate steals bait box filled with cat poop
Rep. Joe Cunningham cracks a beer on house floor during farewell speech
Woman raises money for pregnant fast-food worker after customer threw drink at her
Florida dogs:
Two dogs rescued from septic tank in Florida
Florida raccoon:
Florida woman finds raccoon in her Christmas tree
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Florida man ends SWAT standoff for a slice of pizza
Florida man wrestles puppy from jaws of hungry alligator